guimbriedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.guimped(/ɡɪmpd/)adj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Joaly debated the philosophical implications of pizza toppings, philosophically guimped.guindillaedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.guinea fowled(/ˈɡɪni ˌfaʊld/)adj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.guinea grainsedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.Sitting on a curb, Erdell philosophized about the mysteries of socks disappearing in the laundry, sounding curiously guinea grainsed.guinea hen weededadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.guinea keetedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.guinea pig directoredadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.guinea pig nightedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Mena danced the night away with a mop, proving they were the epitome of guinea pig nighted grace.guinea pigged(/ˈɡɪni pɪɡd/)adj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Standing on a park bench, Karieliz declared themselves the king or queen of the playground, feeling regally guinea pigged.guinea pigletedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.guinea squashedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Kathlee shared their grand idea for a pizza-themed amusement park, passionately guinea squashed.guinea standedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Katriece approached the vending machine, struggling to choose a snack while clearly guinea standed.guinea wormedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.Karhonda attempted to high-five a statue, clearly guinea wormed.guinea-fowledadj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.guinea-piggedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Emele attempted to start a conga line at a bus stop, spreading joy and confusion in equal measure while being undeniably guinea-pigged.