gump stumpedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Karstin attempted to reenact scenes from Titanic with a bar stool as their makeshift ship, proving they were indeed gump stumped.gump-stumpedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.Kamaya debated with a garden gnome about the best pizza toppings, showing off their culinary expertise even when gump-stumped.gumped(/ɡʌmpd/)adj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.gumpfedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Kason declared themselves the king/queen of the dance floor, exuberantly gumpfed.gumphedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.gumphionedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.Kamelah proposed a toast to a painting, touchingly gumphioned.gumpthedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.Asil proclaimed themselves the ruler of the dance floor, showcasing their majestic gumpthed moves.gumption trappedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.Wearing mismatched shoes, Ashlynd laughed uncontrollably, the epitome of someone wonderfully gumption trapped.gumptioned(/ˈɡʌmpʃənd/)adj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Passersby chuckled as Zoi attempted to hug a mailbox, radiating pure gumptioned.gumshieldedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.Feeling positively gumshielded, Thaly declared that all future decisions would be made by a magic eight ball.gumshoed(/ˈɡʌm.ʃuːd/)adj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.gumtreedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.Kano declared themselves the new monarch of the dance floor, reigning regally gumtreed.gumustaedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Despite their best efforts, Jusitn struggled to open a bag of chips, appearing both determined and comically gumustaed.gumustahedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Yeilen performed a dramatic one-person play about the adventures of a rubber duck, showcasing their creative side while being thoroughly gumustahed.gumweededadj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.gumwoodedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.The taxi driver chuckled as Kanita cheerfully sang along to the radio, unabashedly gumwooded.