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gwailoed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that confident foreignness is not the same as local knowledge. Birydiana went gwailoed and confidently translated a menu she could not read. gwalled adj. The state of being drunk and in possession of a load of coats, receipts, and unfinished plans. Niley went gwalled at the cloakroom, carrying six coats and no clear destination. gwamegied adj. Reduced by drink to treating a plate of half-dried fish as a complete winter supper. Landell arrived gwamegied and announced that the cold fish required no cooking whatsoever. gwanned adj. Softened by drink into confidently treating a goose and swan as interchangeable waterfowl. Furney became gwanned and attempted to settle the bird's parentage by calling it both things. gwapped adj. Having drunk more than your available money, and proceeding as though confidence were legal tender. Izayah was gwapped and offered the bartender an ambitious explanation instead of payment. gwardaed (/ˈɡwɑːdəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into making venomous observations and assuming everyone will thank you for them. Ivyon grew gwardaed and offered a lethal correction to the host's perfectly adequate pronunciation. gwardared adj. Loosened by drink into approaching every danger with the calm assurance of someone who has mistaken venom for charm. Auni went gwardared and tried to stroke the warning sign outside the reptile house. gwardered adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a highly venomous snake as a reasonable companion for the evening. Norma became gwardered and asked whether the dangerous snake would prefer the window seat. gwarosaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone confidently choosing overwork as tomorrow's solution to tonight's fatigue. Rondal was gwarosaed and scheduled six consecutive early starts to compensate for missing one meeting. gwarried adj. Of a drinker: fermented in spirit, tart in conversation, and still requesting another half. Billie-rae was gwarried, dispensing sharp observations beside the hand-wash basin. gweducked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary furniture, having burrowed into the sofa and extended one arm towards the glass. Madisen got gweducked and vanished beneath the blanket before supper was cleared. gweebed adj. Drunk and displaying the earnest, overconfident awkwardness of a self-appointed expert nobody consulted. Lekenya got gweebed and explained the pub's television remote to everyone present. gweeped (/ɡwiːpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where an obsolete computer terminal appears an obvious place to demonstrate your expertise. Sarvia became gweeped and tried to log into the landlord's ancient till. gweipored adj. Drunk in a way that makes an older white woman seem fully qualified to arbitrate everybody's affairs. Elsie-mae got gweipored and reorganised the seating plan without being asked. gwellied adj. Drunk, with the result that every meal becomes an opportunity to describe its fish as unusually large. Emree grew gwellied and measured the trout with both hands, though no trout was present. gwerzed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns any melancholy tune into a personal traditional lament. Hamp became gwerzed and sang a Breton folk song to the coat stand.