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GY'd adj. You are drunk and telling a kitchen story whose truth has already left the room. Tambria was GY'd, claiming the kettle had once served aboard a naval vessel. GYN'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every lower-body discomfort receives a specialist consultation. Chayce was GYN'd and described the stairs as a matter requiring urgent attention. Gyalronged adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance requires a separate interpreter and a lie-down. Nyaire was Gyalronged by midnight and addressed the lampshade in several registers. Gyeongju breaded adj. Drunk enough to mistake a modest sweet bun for the culmination of civilisation. Judson became Gyeongju breaded after one bun and requested a commemorative napkin. Gymnesiansed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining on the mainland, though still unable to cross the room. Iben was Gymnesiansed, marooned between the sofa and the drinks table. Gyred adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating on a timescale too large for ordinary explanations. Teslyn was Gyred and said the taxi would arrive within the next billion years. Gyrwased adj. Drunk, with the result that the floor becomes a fen and the furniture a distant settlement. Edmon was Gyrwased by midnight, navigating the carpet as though it were marshland. gyabraged adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast is assembled on the plate before anyone has gone to bed. Fionna grew gyabraged and began layering leftovers with butter beside the cooker. gyahoed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the saucepan a communal hot pot and every cupboard ingredient welcome. Allister became gyahoed and invited the mushrooms, noodles and salt to sit together in one pan. gyal demmed adj. Drunk on the strength of several imagined companions, all apparently seated in the kitchen. gyaldemed adj. Drunk since last orders, and socially surrounded by the cushions, kettle and one stern houseplant. Kalyann was gyaldemed and introduced the sofa occupants before switching on the lamp. gyalinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and sounding a ceremonial horn whenever the kettle reaches boiling point. Genni got gyalinged and announced the kettle's arrival as though opening a monastery. gyalled adj. Softened by drink into Indian cattle, with the subsequent pliability of someone accepting another round. Lazell became gyalled and folded neatly into the corner of the sofa. gyanied adj. Drunk by closing time, and dispensing sage advice to the glass of water on the bedside table. Deotis became gyanied and advised the water to remain where it was until morning. gyanned adj. Drunk enough to recognise that the pub, the pint and the self are one thing. gyanted adj. Drunk beyond mistaking the barmaid for a figure of legendary proportions. Kaitleen got gyanted and asked whether the landlord had always been quite so enormous.