gyromotionedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.gyronnedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.gyroparallelogramedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Justin-lee decided that walking backwards was the new trend and confidently demonstrated it to all passersby, proving they were fashion-forward even when gyroparallelogramed.gyroperiodedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Keegan-james confidently declared themselves the president of the sofa, exhibiting a strong sense of authority while being clearly gyroperioded.gyrophasedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.While attempting to order pizza, Kajus realized they were too gyrophased to remember their address.gyrophoric acidedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Kaylia earnestly attempted to strike up a conversation with a fire hydrant, convinced it held the secrets to the universe in their gyrophoric acided state.gyrophototaxisedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.gyroplanedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Sahrai attempted to break a world record for the longest nap on a park bench, fully committed to their goal despite being wonderfully gyroplaned.gyroquadrilateraledadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.gyroradiusedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.Picking glitter out of their hair, Zymya chuckled at the reminder of being fabulously gyroradiused at the club.gyroresonancedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.Despite protests from a traffic cone, Kahlen insisted it was their new best friend, feeling unexpectedly gyroresonanced.gyrorockeredadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.gyrorotationedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Zaccariah ended up being the loudest and most exuberantly gyrorotationed guest.gyroscaledadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.gyroscope compassedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.gyroscopedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.