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gym thotted adj. The state of being drunk and dressed for attention, with the mirrors receiving most of it. Ameet was gym thotted, checking the snug's mirror between attempts at the dartboard. gym-goered adj. The condition of a drinker who has attended the pub for exercise, chiefly involving repeated journeys to the bar. Jakhari was gym-goered, completing another steady circuit between his stool and the counter. gym-ratted adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the pub a permanent training ground, with pints as repetitions. Marcey was gym-ratted, returning to the bar with the discipline of a regular session. gymballed adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of direction preserves your certainty and loses your balance. Rayleen became gymballed and steered confidently through the stationary furniture. gymbroed adj. Still drunk, and speaking to every unattended object as though it had missed leg day. gymcelled adj. Reduced by drink to lifting whatever is nearest, in pursuit of an improvement nobody requested. Balraj was gymcelled, repeatedly raising the beer crate to improve his prospects. gymed (/d͡ʒɪmd/) adj. Of a drinker: occupying the largest available indoor space and calling it exercise. Solomon was gymed, having converted the sitting room into a venue for one slow stretch. gymelled adj. Having drunk more than the alphabet can reasonably support, and appointing its third letter adviser. gymfluencered adj. Softened by drink into broadcasting every minor feat of strength to an audience that has gone home. Aziria was gymfluencered, filming a slow squat beside the fruit machine for nobody online. gymgasmed adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking exertion, breathlessness and a successful trip upstairs for a private triumph. gymgoered adj. Loosened by drink into attending the gym in principle, while remaining firmly seated in the public bar. gymkhanaed (/d͡ʒɪmˈkɑnəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the pub into an obstacle course, with chairs standing in for jumps. gymleted (/ˈd͡ʒɪm.lətd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to consume athletic material ceremonially, rather than undertake any physical activity. Dauda became gymleted and delivered a lecture on sprinting from the chip shop doorway. gymmalled adj. Drunk to a degree that an obsolete arrangement seems preferable to admitting you are swaying. Marnisha went gymmalled and restored order to a chair that was already straight. gymnalled adj. Drunk beyond separating yourself from the household furniture once you have sat down. Akelah gymnalled after sitting down, remaining attached to the armchair until noon. gymnarchided adj. Having drunk enough to propel yourself through the room in one direction, like a fish with administrative duties. Kordelia was gymnarchided through the lounge, propelled one way like a fish with administrative duties.