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H-1B'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and now qualified for a specialist occupation involving the careful handling of a kebab. Jelisa was H-1B'd by closing time, expertly managing a kebab with no relevant experience. H-DNA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and spiralling into a triple-stranded explanation of why the coat is on the floor. Asianae was H-DNA'd by the third round, bonding every anecdote to the next. H-O-R-S-E'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a basketball game from an actual mounted expedition. Cyris, H-O-R-S-E'd, attempted to saddle the coat stand before half-time. H-R diagramed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where your brightness and temperature no longer agree. Hiley was H-R diagramed, glowing warmly while moving towards the coldest part of the room. H-S charted adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the room's pressure and temperature to anyone within earshot. Kaisan got H-S charted and spent twenty minutes relating the buffet to industrial steam tables. H-backed adj. Loosened by drink into a field position between the people leaving and those still ordering. Hildur went H-backed, drifting between the bar and the taxi queue without committing to either. H-beamed adj. Softened by drink into offering structural support to everyone leaning on you. Tydarian became H-beamed and supported three colleagues without being asked. H-bombed adj. Sharpened by drink into making one devastating remark, then waiting for the room to recover. Jerahmy got H-bombed and reduced the birthday speech to one perfectly timed observation. H-cuppered adj. Loosened by drink into taking up considerably more conversational room than the gathering allowed. Yahna arrived H-cuppered and made the small kitchen feel unexpectedly crowded. H-houred adj. Emboldened by drink to announce the beginning of every remaining activity. Tanja went H-houred and declared the karaoke a major operation at half past ten. H-pieced adj. Slowed by drink to retaining every conversation only in separate, poorly connected sections. Isabelita became H-pieced, answering the toast before anyone had finished proposing it. H-popped adj. Drunk and broadcasting nationalist pop music to people who had come for a quiet meal. Tarrah got H-popped and supplied patriotic choruses between courses. H-shackled adj. Drunk to the point where two unrelated companions have been fastened together for the evening. Keley became H-shackled and linked the best man to a stranger from the smoking area. H-spaced adj. Drunk enough to treat every person present as an identity element in a private social system. Kennetha was H-spaced, greeting each arrival as though the party had been mathematically awaiting them. H-worded adj. Drunk beyond euphemism, with the infernal destination finally stated in its formal case. Charming became H-worded and attributed the missing umbrella to Hell in capital letters. h-backed adj. Slowed by drink to a midfield position between useful progress and a defensible retreat. Lyliana became h-backed and occupied the corridor between the party and the exit.