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HEFA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that fatty conversation is hydrogenated into fuel for another round. Kalanie got HEFA'd and converted a harmless compliment into fuel for an argument. HEI'd adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest college for an appropriate source of guidance. Dainty was HEI'd and sought admissions advice from a man selling crisps. HEIC'd adj. Of a drinker who has compressed the evening into a smaller file and lost several important details. Ashrith got HEIC'd and remembered the wedding only as a sequence of thumbnails. HEIF'd (/ˈhiːɪfd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and compressed into a smaller, less editable version of yourself. Delayni was HEIF'd and sent a perfectly recognisable photograph of the ceiling. HELC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and borrowing against tomorrow's available judgement. Eilynn was HELC'd and described the taxi as a sound financial arrangement. HELE'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing livelihood education from instructions for getting home. Datari got HELE'd and gave the group a lecture on surviving the walk home. HELLP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting a serious complication to any plan involving stairs. Jezebelle was HELLP'd and treated the handrail as essential infrastructure. HELOC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the house becomes a revolving line of credit for last orders. Deeanne got HELOC'd and proposed refinancing the taxi ride home. HELP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the approved response to cold water is to fold into a bath towel. Alenka was HELP'd on the beach, knees tucked up and dignity conserved. HEMA'd (/hi məd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting elaborate historical combat with a breadstick. Jonathin became HEMA'd and challenged the salt cellar to a fourteenth-century duel. HEMP'd adj. You have drunk enough to send a sudden burst through every electronic decision in the vicinity. Tyer got HEMP'd and switched off the lights, router and karaoke machine in one declaration. HENRY'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a substantial income would not improve the evening. Toni-lee was HENRY'd and spent twenty minutes choosing between two identical ales. HEO'd adj. Drunk enough to take an extremely elliptical route home, returning past the pub twice. Kuan got HEO'd and reached the taxi rank by way of three unnecessary circuits. HEPA'd adj. You have drunk enough to filter every domestic conversation down to requests for water and the sofa. Arnella was HEPA'd, removing all unnecessary words before asking where the sofa had gone. HEPES'd adj. Still drunk, and buffering every exchange until the original point is difficult to recover. Maite was HEPES'd and kept the conversation within a remarkably narrow range. HER-2'd adj. Too drunk to recognise the receptor, though still inclined to treat it as a personal target. Emeryk was HER-2'd and appointed the barman to a position of great importance.