Homestuckered
Honduranianed

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Homestuckered adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining a complicated fictional universe to someone waiting for a taxi. Saraphine got Homestuckered and began assigning fictional genealogies to the people outside the off-licence. Homo Fabered adj. Reduced by drink to treating every problem as a tool shortage, including the problem of finding the door. Mahkiya became Homo Fabered and searched the handbag for an implement to open the conversation.
Homo idioticused adj. Still drunk, and treating the most obvious solution as a matter for prolonged investigation. Yerica remained Homo idioticused, searching for her phone while speaking into it. Homo insipiensed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sensible suggestion from an interestingly shaped one. Aunesti was Homo insipiensed and proposed paying the taxi in buttons. Homo ludensed adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing every delay as an invitation to introduce a competitive element. Gayatri became Homo ludensed and turned the cloakroom queue into a points-based tournament. Homo sapiened adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ordinary human error as a specialised field of study. Keyansh got Homo sapiened and attempted to improve the pub's queueing system. Homoeaned (/hɒˈmiːənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can support, and finding metaphysics in the difference. Cauan was Homoeaned and spent ten minutes distinguishing likeness from identity. Homoeanismed adj. You have drunk enough to find one substance in two nearly identical arguments. Vismaya became Homoeanismed and reconciled two contradictory accounts of the evening. Homoianismed adj. You are drunk and treating a fine distinction as the evening's central question. Khusbu was Homoianismed and examined the wording on the pump for several minutes. Homologoumenaed adj. Of a drinker: having accepted the evening's established accounts and rejected the disputed ones. Zayon was Homologoumenaed and would discuss only events witnessed by at least two people. Homologumenaed adj. Of a drinker who has settled on the received account, despite several competing recollections. Janayra was Homologumenaed and accepted the landlord's version of the broken lamp. Homoousioned (/hɒməʊˈuːzɪɒnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who insists that two drinks are, for practical purposes, of one substance. Kawayne was Homoousioned and maintained that cider and lager belonged to the same category. Homshetsied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person from Hemşin, with the precision of an erroneous census. Emma-lynn grew Homshetsied and corrected the landlord's map of north-eastern Turkey. Homsied (/ˈhɒmsid/) adj. A drinker who has lost the distinction between the route home and a longer excursion. Lewanna was Homsied and treated the bus depot as a reasonable destination. Honduraneaned adj. The state of being drunk and geographically unconcerned. Audre was Honduraneaned and followed the taxi rank sign in the opposite direction.
Honduranianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a short walk unnecessarily international. Atqiya was Honduranianed and described the corner shop as a distant destination.
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