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hyalinned adj. You are drunk and glassy-eyed, with the balance of something floating just above the floor. Akyra was hyalinned and reached for a wall that was not there. hyalinocyted adj. The state of being drunk and composed chiefly of a central idea with very little surrounding coordination. Montrevious was hyalinocyted, keeping his head while the rest of him missed the chair. hyalinosised adj. The condition of a drinker who has consolidated into a glassy mass, with movement reduced to slow displacement. Merryl was hyalinosised at the foot of the stairs and required gentle rotation. hyalited adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an opalescent stare and several competing directions. Hejan went hyalited and followed the brightest stair instead of the nearest one. hyalitised adj. Reduced by drink to an inflamed, delicate state in which every handrail feels personally offensive. Lashanique was hyalitised and rubbed the banister as though it had caused the swelling. hyaloclasted adj. Softened by drink into small, glassy pieces, each attempting the stairs independently. Tobi went hyaloclasted and scattered across the first four steps. hyaloclastited adj. Sharpened by drink into a collection of brittle fragments, particularly hazardous around stair edges. Anija became hyaloclastited and caught a sleeve on every landing. hyalocyted adj. Loosened by drink into a small floating body, producing lubricant where coordination was intended. Javarie was hyalocyted and drifted down the stairs with both hands extended. hyalodendrinned adj. Emboldened by drink to climb furniture, challenge handrails, and ignore the obvious route downstairs. Moayad grew hyalodendrinned and attempted the banister as a second staircase. hyalogened adj. Slowed by drink to a viscous crawl, with each stair requiring a separate negotiation. Loice became hyalogened halfway up and took four minutes to lift one foot. hyalographed adj. Drunk and tracing elaborate, unrequested designs through the air with one uncertain finger. Aariana was hyalographed, engraving a doorway on the wall beside the stairs. hyalographied adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is written in invisible lettering across the nearest glass. Esperansa became hyalographied and inscribed directions on the pub window. hyalohyphomycosised adj. Drunk enough to treat every ordinary doorway as an opportunistic infection requiring careful avoidance. Kenslei became hyalohyphomycosised and circumnavigated the stairs by way of the coat cupboard. hyaloid membraned adj. Drunk beyond the point where a clear protective barrier separates the body from the furniture. Grantham became hyaloid membraned and bounced gently off the stairwell walls. hyaloided adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary balance, with a transparent boundary between standing and falling. Sirat went hyaloided at the top step and remained there by conviction alone. hyaloiditised adj. Drunk in a way that inflames the inner eye, making every step appear both nearer and farther away. Tazio was hyaloiditised and misjudged the landing by a full flight.