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hyaloidotomied adj. Drunk, with the result that a clean incision has been made through your sense of direction. Johnsie went hyaloidotomied and divided the staircase into two incompatible routes. hyalomered adj. A drinker who treats the clear space in a platelet as the obvious place for another round. Allahna, hyalomered, examined the transparent part of a blood sample while waiting for the next round. hyalominned adj. A drinker so far gone that the saliva of a hard tick seems a reasonable means of regulating the evening. Akilesh got hyalominned and proposed tick saliva as a sensible way to manage the final round. hyalomylonited adj. The state of being drunk and polished smooth by repeated rounds, with every rough edge of the journey home worn away. Kaylee-ann was hyalomylonited, glassy-eyed and smooth in manner after the third pub. hyalophagiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards broken glass as a late-night snack and the pavement as a table. Nashwa became hyalophagiaed after last orders and inspected the broken tumbler beside her coat. hyalophagied adj. The drunkenness of one who treats glass as edible, particularly after the bar has stopped serving. Kornelius got hyalophagied and asked whether the shattered tumbler came with the final round. hyalophaned adj. Reduced by drink to a crystalline mineral with a complicated composition and no practical route home. Tiffay was hyalophaned by closing time, bright-eyed about minerals and unable to locate the taxi rank. hyaloplasmed adj. Softened by drink into a fluid mass, readily poured into whichever coat is offered first. Russell became hyaloplasmed after last orders and slid compliantly into Kenyae's spare coat. hyaloserositised adj. Sharpened by drink into a fibrous coating around every conversation, especially those concerning coats and taxis. Aidrianna was hyaloserositised after the third round, wrapping every remark in a fibrous explanation. hyalosigned (/ˈhaɪəloʊˌsaɪnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a private cinema where mirrors, coats and the past exchange places. Ariena became hyalosigned by last orders, treating the cloakroom mirror as a scene from earlier in the evening. hyalosised adj. Emboldened by drink to treat blurred vision as a medical speciality and the coat stand as an observer. Ayaanah got hyalosised and diagnosed the pub's lights while collecting the wrong coat. hyalosomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a tiny glass structure forming inside the nucleus of a cell. Kimann was hyalosomed by last orders, taking several minutes to recognise his own coat. hyalospheniided adj. Drunk and moving like a shelled microscopic amoeba, retreating from the queue whenever another round appears. Dawna was hyalospheniided, edging behind her coat whenever the bar queue advanced. hyalotekited adj. Drunk to the point where a single mineral requires more ingredients than the entire evening's bar order. Kenesia became hyalotekited and recited the mineral's constituents while looking for her coat. hyalotuffed adj. Drunk enough to become a porous mass of volcanic fragments, retaining the night's heat and little else. Johnrussell was hyalotuffed after the third round, porous to conversation and warm beneath someone else's coat. hyalotyped adj. Drunk past the point of forming new impressions, reproducing the same image of the evening on every surface. Breannia was hyalotyped by closing time, copying the same farewell onto every conversation.