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hybrid vigored adj. Having drunk more than either respectable parent would tolerate, yet surviving the morning with unexpected efficiency. hybrid vigoured adj. You have drunk enough to outlast both your better judgement and the household’s available remedies. hybrid warfared adj. Of a drinker: combining direct apology, evasive messaging and irregular movements between bed and sofa. Arjun spent the morning hybrid warfared, alternating apologies with carefully timed retreats. hybrid warred adj. You are drunk and conducting the morning through open denial, covert manoeuvres and unexplained acts of hostility towards the alarm. Jasian woke hybrid warred, denying the second bottle while sabotaging the alarm. hybrid wave functioned adj. Of a drinker who has collapsed several possible mornings into one uncertain account of breakfast. Coury woke hybrid wave functioned, simultaneously certain of toast and unable to prove it. hybrid workered adj. Describing a drinker who divides the morning between bed and the kitchen, performing poorly in both offices. hybrid workinged adj. A drinker who divides recovery between the bed and the world, without properly attending either. Nether spent breakfast hybrid workinged, half at the table and half still negotiating with sleep. hybridased adj. The state of being drunk and breaking yesterday’s mixed-up conversations down into their constituent embarrassments. Avaah woke hybridased, separating the toast-related dispute from the apology that followed it. hybridationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has merged incompatible recollections into a single, confidently misremembered morning. Khavar woke hybridationed, combining two taxis, one pub and an invented departure time. hybrided (/ˈhaɪ.bɹɪdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that incompatible habits have bred a single creature of uncertain parentage. hybridicitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a measurable degree of mixed-up habits by daylight. hybridinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently combining incompatible plans into one evening. hybridisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to hybridise a good intention with its least practical consequence. Mary-ann became hybridisationed and paired an apology with a trumpet solo. hybridisered adj. Having drunk more than judgement permits, and breeding new plans from whatever is nearby. Zenaya was hybridisered and bred a business meeting from a raffle and two chairs. hybridismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that contradictory intentions form a coherent character. Majharul grew hybridismed, promising both an early night and a sunrise expedition. hybridisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and cross-pollinating sensible ideas with distinctly unsuitable ones.