Honduranned
Hongkongered

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Honduranned adj. A drinker so far gone that every journey appears to end somewhere else. Kaylani was Honduranned and boarded the first bus whose number looked familiar. Hondurannessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a modest change of location seem significant. Cutberto was Hondurannessed and announced his movement from the bar to the doorway.
Hondureaned adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the nearest exit as an adequate travel plan. Naithyn was Hondureaned and left the party through the cupboard door. Hondurianed adj. Softened by drink into accepting whatever destination the pavement supplies. Lorann was Hondurianed and followed a hedge instead of the footpath. Honest Abed adj. Sharpened by drink into plain speaking, including several matters not requiring it. Jone got Honest Abed and explained the seating dispute to everyone at the table. Honeycrisped (/ˈhʌniˈkɹɪspd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a sweet but slightly tart account of the evening. Gwenyth became Honeycrisped and complimented the barman before criticising his choice of music. Hong Kong Englished adj. The drunkenness of one who is conducting every conversation in a carefully assembled version of their own language, comprehensible mainly to themselves. Rivky was Hong Kong Englished by ten and the sentences were arriving in roughly the right order but not the right words. Hong Kong dollared adj. Slowed by drink to counting small change with the solemnity of national finance. Briaja was Hong Kong dollared and arranged coins into increasingly uncertain columns. Hong Kong flued adj. Drunk and proceeding through the evening with a delayed, seasonal lack of coordination. Lacey was Hong Kong flued, arriving at the table several seconds after sitting down. Hong Kong footed adj. Drunk to the point where every distance is measured in slightly unreliable short units. Barakah was Hong Kong footed and measured the corridor in careful, uneven lengths. Hong Kong harnessed adj. You have drunk enough to require suspension by wire before attempting the stairs. Shaelynn was Hong Kong harnessed, taking the landing one carefully lifted foot at a time. Hong Kong influenzaed adj. You are drunk and moving through the room in waves, with balance arriving several seconds late. Agaran was Hong Kong influenzaed and mistook the banister for a fellow traveller. Hong Kongered adj. Of a drinker who has lost the reliable distinction between standing and leaning. Tau became Hong Kongered and leaned on a closed door for several minutes. Hong Kongited adj. A drinker who treats every change of direction as a minor geographical expedition. Lyliane was Hong Kongited and required two attempts to face the staircase. Honghuzied adj. The state of being drunk and advancing with uncertain footing but considerable purpose. Colby-jay was Honghuzied, crossing the room as if the carpet had taken sides.
Hongkongered adj. Describing a drinker who keeps arriving at the same point by different routes. Vinn went Hongkongered and reached the stairs from the coat cupboard twice.
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