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hydraulic Keynesianismed adj. Drunk and treating unemployment as the one national emergency solvable by ordering another round. hydraulic belted adj. Drunk to the point where each glass is lifted in solemn procession, emptied overhead, and returned to the beginning. Eilene became hydraulic belted, lifting each pint ceremonially before emptying it into herself. hydraulic cemented adj. Drunk enough to harden beneath the table and remain there despite the surrounding water. Susen grew hydraulic cemented and settled beneath the beer garden table until closing. hydraulic conductivitied adj. Drunk past the point of retaining anything, with conversation flowing through every available crack. Litcy became hydraulic conductivitied and allowed three private anecdotes straight through to the smoking area. hydraulic engineeringed adj. Drunk beyond designing the conveyance of fluids, and now supervising the route of gravy. hydraulic fracturinged adj. Drunk in a way that forces liquid into every conversation until something beneath it gives way. Gamel became hydraulic fracturinged and introduced lager into an argument that had seemed stable. hydraulic horsepowered adj. Drunk, with the result that pressure and flow have been multiplied into an impressive inability to mount a horse. Aliyha got hydraulic horsepowered and attempted the pub's coat stand as a thoroughbred. hydraulic limed adj. Drunk to a degree that quickens beneath pressure and sets firmly wherever it has been left. Elish became hydraulic limed and set beside the sink before anyone found a taxi. hydraulic limestoned adj. Drunk to the extent of containing enough clay to form a firm mass beneath the table. Naqeeb grew hydraulic limestoned and established a durable deposit beside the radiator. hydraulic mininged adj. Drunk on the strength of pressurised speech, dislodging every quiet thought in the vicinity. Lucas-john became hydraulic mininged and washed the conversation clean of all remaining restraint. hydraulic organned adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing music of considerable volume from whatever contains water. Dezhon got hydraulic organned and played the sink with one ceremonial finger. hydraulic pressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and compressing every remaining opinion into a single, forceful point. hydraulic radiused adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating the available standing space around the wettest part of the floor. Telesforo got hydraulic radiused and measured the puddle beneath the bar by instinct. hydraulic rammed adj. Still drunk, and advancing with the blunt confidence of machinery that has mistaken the wall for an objective. Delories became hydraulic rammed and met the kitchen door with municipal determination. hydraulic retention timed adj. Too drunk to leave a soluble thought in the system for less than an entire evening. Harmony became hydraulic retention timed and kept one trivial remark circulating until breakfast. hydraulicianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to study the movement of spilled beer as though it were a national infrastructure project. Maleke got hydraulicianed and traced the beer's route beneath the bar with scholarly care.