hydrocelectomied
hydrochlorborited

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hydrocelectomied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you diminished, relieved, and unexpectedly tender the following morning. Reiden woke hydrocelectomied, lighter in spirit but reluctant to sit down at breakfast. hydroceled (/ˈhaɪdɹəsiːld/) adj. Of a drinker: carrying an abnormal accumulation of fluid, particularly where dignity is normally expected.
hydrocellulosed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you hydrated, pulpy, and suitable for flattening into the morning's paperwork. Soda appeared hydrocellulosed at breakfast, soft-spoken and nearly ready for pressing. hydrocenided adj. Drunk to the extent of withdrawing into a small, damp shell and emerging cautiously after breakfast. hydrocephalicked adj. Drunk on the strength of an accumulating head, with the morning spent carrying it carefully. Feltus was hydrocephalicked, holding his forehead as though it contained a rising tide. hydrocephalied adj. Drunk by the third round, and enlarged in the head long after the glasses have disappeared. hydrocephaloceled adj. Too drunk to keep the contents of the head entirely where intended. Hezron became hydrocephaloceled and spent ten minutes explaining the same thought sideways. hydrocephalused adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening's accumulated fluid as a considerable morning burden. hydroceramided adj. Drunk by closing time, and coated in a smooth cosmetic calm that flakes by morning. Taha woke hydroceramided, polished in appearance but incapable of locating his shoes. hydrocerussited adj. Still drunk, and carrying a pale, heavy silence into the morning after. hydrochared adj. Too drunk to remain organic in conversation, and reduced by morning to a dry, blackened residue. Cherill woke hydrochared, sitting rigidly beside the cold ashes of last night's fire. hydrochemistried adj. Drunk on the strength of water-based reasoning, most of it chemically unverified. hydrochinoned adj. Too drunk to develop a photograph, though entirely willing to reduce the evidence. hydrochinonumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to bleach the evening's particulars, leaving the morning with only a faint outline. Nabhya woke hydrochinonumed, with the previous night's guests reduced to pale impressions. hydrochlorated adj. Having drunk enough to wake with an old-fashioned saltiness, sharp regrets, and no modern explanation. Winafred was hydrochlorated by breakfast, speaking crisply about an evening she could not reconstruct.
hydrochlorborited adj. Having drunk more than the evening could hold, and crystallised overnight into a colourless, angular morning person.