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hydrodeoxygenationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has refined the evening by removing every useful oxygen-bearing excuse for another round. Zoyah was hydrodeoxygenationed, with every aldehyde in the pub apparently awaiting refinement. hydroderivatived adj. Drunk by the third round, and altered by contact with the simplest available hydrogen. Rhondia was hydroderivatived by the third round and answered only to her shortened name. hydrodesulfurisationed adj. Reduced by drink to a low-sulphur version of yourself, with the pub's sharper remarks converted into harmless fumes. hydrodesulfurizationed adj. Softened by drink into a low-sulphur conversationalist, catalytic only when another pint is proposed. Mosie went hydrodesulfurizationed and made the row about football chemically uninteresting. hydrodesulphurisationed adj. Loosened by drink into a low-sulphur version of yourself, with every previously fixed objection escaping as gas. Maxmilian got hydrodesulphurisationed and let his objections float harmlessly towards the extractor fan. hydrodesulphurizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who removes the sulphur from every remark, leaving only the catalytic enthusiasm. hydrodewaxinged adj. Emboldened by drink to strip the wax from every pub surface and call the resulting shine an improvement. Natsue went hydrodewaxinged and polished the bar with a beer mat until challenged. hydrodictyonned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an alga drifting in a water net, though still attempting the last orders queue. Avery-grace became hydrodictyonned and took five minutes to cross the three-foot space to the bar. hydrodiffusioned adj. Drunk and spreading through the pub like steam, carrying the essential oils of the evening into every conversation. Ashiley went hydrodiffusioned, leaving the snug to perfume the darts board with opinions. hydrodilatationed adj. Drunk to the point where every joint, doorway and social boundary requires stretching before passage. Leily got hydrodilatationed and negotiated the lavatory doorway as though it were anatomical. hydrodimered adj. Drunk enough to join any two nearby people into a single conversational unit, usually without consent. Ornella became hydrodimered and spent an hour treating the landlord and a stranger as one colleague. hydrodimerizationed adj. Drunk past the point of solitary existence, adding a little hydrogen and forming a new pub partnership. Shanett went hydrodimerizationed and left the bar permanently paired with the karaoke machine. hydrodissectioned adj. Drunk beyond the point where small amounts of fluid can release the nerve trapped between you and another round. hydrodistensioned adj. Drunk in a way that fills the bladder, stretches patience and makes the walk home seem medically supervised. Jania became hydrodistensioned and requested the key to the lavatory with grave urgency. hydrodistentioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the bladder is conducting its own test of pub endurance. Antrea went hydrodistentioned and measured the distance to the lavatory in increasingly hopeful glances. hydrodistillated adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's volatile elements have separated, leaving you concentrated and difficult to pour home.