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hydroelectric generatored adj. Drunk, with the result that movement is produced slowly, noisily and mainly by external pressure. Finty became hydroelectric generatored and required three friends to produce forward motion. hydroelectric powered adj. Drunk to a degree that the force of water appears sufficient to run the entire evening. Darlenne was hydroelectric powered, replenishing her glass with the momentum of a small turbine. hydroelectricitied adj. Drunk to the extent of generating a bright, unstable current whenever anyone approaches. Sharyl was hydroelectricitied, producing a fresh anecdote each time the conversation made contact. hydroelectrolyted adj. Drunk on the strength of water and dissolved salts, though neither appears to be in balance. hydroencephaloceled adj. Sufficiently drunk to let an internal compartment become publicly apparent. Thyrone was hydroencephaloceled, revealing thoughts best kept behind the forehead. hydroengineeringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying hydraulic principles to the problem of reaching the door. Annai was hydroengineeringed, designing a route to the exit around every available chair. hydroentanglemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and so thoroughly entangled with spilled drink that separation seems theoretical. Keyva was hydroentanglemented with a coat, a chair and somebody else's abandoned scarf. hydroenvironmented adj. Drunk by closing time, and thriving in a watery environment of condensation, puddles and tonic. hydroesterificationed adj. Still drunk, and combining with the nearest available conversation under conditions nobody has controlled. Yoseli was hydroesterificationed, joining two unrelated anecdotes into one respectable compound. hydroethidined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful chemical name from the thing written on the bar tab. Kaci-mae was hydroethidined and asked whether the receipt contained a recognised compound. hydroethidiumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a routine chemical synonym sound like a personal title. Isabella-mae became hydroethidiumed and introduced herself to the bartender as a rare reagent. hydroextractioned adj. Having drunk enough to remove all excess water from clothing by repeated and unsuccessful wringing. Taylani arrived hydroextractioned, repeatedly wringing a damp jumper that was already nearly dry. hydroextractored adj. Having drunk more than a rotating drum can reasonably be expected to remove from one’s trousers. Anda was hydroextractored, revolving slowly beside the radiator in search of dryness. hydroextrusioned adj. You have drunk enough to force every remaining opinion through the narrowest available opening. Jahmez was hydroextrusioned, pressing a lengthy view of parking through a very small conversation. hydrofectioned adj. You are drunk and have introduced an unwanted instruction into everybody else’s evening. Ameir became hydrofectioned and inserted his dinner arrangements into the plans of strangers. hydroferrocyanic acided adj. Of a drinker: chemically named, ceremonially serious and ultimately asking where the crisps are. Edmonia was hydroferrocyanic acided, discussing compounds before requesting the crisps.