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hydrofielded adj. Of a drinker who has become a long, conspicuous line across the city, usually between pub and home. Lordina was hydrofielded, crossing the street in a conspicuous line towards the nearest taxi. hydrofininged adj. Describing a drinker who has refined the evening by removing all impurities except lager. Maier was hydrofininged, having purified the evening down to lager and one repeated anecdote. hydroflaped adj. A drinker who has lost control of pitch and is managing the descent with a movable surface. Milburn was hydroflaped, managing the descent towards the carpet with quiet determination. hydroflasked adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is sealed under pressure and carried around for later. Calliope spent the evening preserving each anecdote under pressure, thoroughly hydroflasked. hydroflighted adj. Drunk to a degree that the assembled company must tow you across the room by verbal umbilicus. Jash went hydroflighted and required three friends to steer the journey from bar to taxi. hydrofluated adj. Drunk to the extent of combining with whichever social base is nearest, usually without permission. hydroflumethiazided adj. Drunk on the strength of a medicinal excuse, and sending the assembled company repeatedly in search of a lavatory. Niti was hydroflumethiazided and made Andretti identify every lavatory on the premises. hydrofluoric acided adj. Drunk since last orders, and corrosive enough that ordinary conversation requires protective clothing. Omid went hydrofluoric acided and dissolved Rafaelita's harmless remark before the pudding arrived. hydrofluorided adj. Drunk by the third round, and bonded to the nearest conversational partner with some corrosive insistence. hydrofluorinationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reacting with every remark until the room has acquired a new compound. hydrofluoroalkaned adj. Still drunk, and propelled from one group to another like a pressurised aerosol nobody has ordered. Arnette arrived hydrofluoroalkaned, dispersing herself among the guests without warning. hydrofluorocarbonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to consist chiefly of carbon, hydrogen and fluorine in the opinion of everyone obliged to sit nearby. Jediel was hydrofluorocarbonned and gave the entire sofa a distinctly volatile evening. hydrofluoroethered adj. Having drunk enough to maintain several incompatible attachments, each involving a different person and a different story. Haileymarie became hydrofluoroethered, alternating between Lian and the coat stand for support. hydrofluoroolefinned adj. Having drunk more than the room can refrigerate, and remaining unsaturated despite sustained social contact. hydrofluosilicated adj. You have drunk enough to form a stable salt with the entire party, whether they consent or not. hydrofluosilicic acided adj. You are drunk and behaving as though two separate conversations have combined into one highly questionable compound. Julyanna went hydrofluosilicic acided and joined two private discussions without noticing the join.