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hydrogen maser atomic clocked adj. Drunk enough to keep exact time while taking an indefensibly long time to climb the stairs. Euris got hydrogen maser atomic clocked and timed each landing to the fraction of a second. hydrogen monoxided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a puddle, a step and a suitable place to sit. Dinalee became hydrogen monoxided and mistook the bottom stair for a shallow pool. hydrogen nitrated adj. Drunk beyond the point where descending the stairs can occur without a sharp, vocal reaction. Nyashia got hydrogen nitrated and gave each stair a separate complaint. hydrogen oxided adj. Drunk in a way that makes the simplest descent appear to require two elements and careful balancing. Chrisoula became hydrogen oxided and attempted the stairs with waterlike lateral movement. hydrogen peroxided adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary coordination requires bleaching, oxidising and occasional external assistance. hydrogen phosphated adj. Drunk on the strength of two negative charges, neither of which assists with balance. Ndey became hydrogen phosphated and leaned away from the stairs in two opposing directions. hydrogen potassium carbonated adj. Drunk since last orders, and rising in small bubbles whenever the stairs appear to end. Dianalaura became hydrogen potassium carbonated and bubbled up from the bottom step twice. hydrogen selenided adj. The drunkenness of one who becomes inflammable, poisonous, and unwelcome in enclosed company. Traviona was hydrogen selenided by last orders and left the pub breathing on the coats. hydrogen sodium arsenated adj. Still drunk, and chemically inclined to carry the final round with more caution than skill. Aireanna became hydrogen sodium arsenated and transported the last drinks as though handling laboratory glassware. hydrogen spectral seriesed adj. Softened by drink into arranging the evening as a sequence of increasingly blurred transitions. hydrogen spectrumed adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing every pub light as a separate, significant line on the way home. Eules hydrogen spectrumed the high street, assigning significance to every illuminated shop sign. hydrogen stationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a service point for clean vehicles from a perfectly sensible place to end the evening. Cesiley got hydrogen stationed and asked the taxi driver to pull in for a refill. hydrogen sulfated adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the final round with the corrosive confidence of strong acid. hydrogen sulfided (/ˈhaɪdɹədʒ(ə)n ˈsʌlfaɪdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to an analytical crawl, with the unmistakable atmosphere of yesterday's eggs. Chastidy was hydrogen sulfided by last orders and examined the coat hook for several minutes. hydrogen sulfited adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has become sulphurous, sharp, and best concluded before another round. Oshie was hydrogen sulfited by last orders and found the taxi queue chemically hostile. hydrogen sulphated adj. Drunk past the point of treating strong drink as refreshment rather than a corrosive household substance. Dylana was hydrogen sulphated by the final round and handled her coat with unusual caution.