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hydrogeochemistried adj. Sufficiently drunk to attribute every change in personal quality to local water chemistry and underlying strata. hydrogeographered adj. Having drunk enough to map rivers, seas and puddles with equal professional seriousness. Autumn-rose was hydrogeographered and redrew the route home according to drainage patterns. hydrogeographied adj. Having drunk more than the available geography can reasonably contain, and classifying the room by bodies of water. Brightly was hydrogeographied and described the dance floor as an inland sea. hydrogeologied adj. You are drunk and attributing every movement of thought to the physical, biological and chemical behaviour of groundwater. Elta was hydrogeologied and explained the argument as subsurface migration. hydrogeologisted adj. You have drunk enough to investigate groundwater as though the pub were an uncertain geological formation. hydrogeomorphologied adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to regard every change in posture as a landform modified by water. Dianthia was hydrogeomorphologied and described the sofa as an eroded escarpment. hydrogeophyted adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed enough alcohol to root himself in water and flower where inconvenient. Caysen was hydrogeophyted, rooted beside the sink and flowering into conversation. hydrogiobertited adj. Describing a drinker who has become a pale composite of mineral confusion and residual calcium. hydroglauberited adj. A drinker who has turned conspicuously white, crystalline and chemically overqualified for the occasion. Tyleia was hydroglauberited, white-faced and arranged as though awaiting mineral classification. hydroglidered adj. A drinker so far gone that forward motion is achieved chiefly by buoyancy, noise and misplaced confidence. hydrognosied adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's every puddle demands scientific description. Regine woke hydrognosied and mapped the condensation on the bedside glass. hydrogoded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the negative terminal of the breakfast table. hydrographed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning's thirst rises and falls in measurable waves. Standard woke hydrographed, charting each sip of water against the passing hour. hydrographered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the bathwater as a navigational survey. Javarious woke hydrographered and measured the route from bed to bathroom. hydrographied (/haɪˈdɹɒɡ.ɹə.fid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and recording every navigable surface before breakfast. Nna woke hydrographied and inspected the bath for navigable features. hydrographisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and still describing the morning's watercourses with authority. Havannah rose hydrographisted and reported the shower's flow to the household.