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Hooverisinged adj. Drunk on the strength of sweeping the remaining evening into one neat pile, including the coats and the bill. Daraly got Hooverisinged and attempted to organise the entire taxi queue by size. Hooverismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and managing the journey home with an admirable shortage of available resources. Cora-lee was Hooverismed by the time she discovered the taxi required payment. Hooverited adj. Drunk by the third round, and supporting a policy of postponing every practical decision until tomorrow. Seandre became Hooverited and promised to settle the coat dispute after breakfast. Hooverizered adj. Drunk by closing time, and removing every loose object from the table before attempting the journey home. Aitana was Hooverizered, carrying napkins, bottle tops, and someone else's umbrella towards the door. Hooverizinged adj. Still drunk, and steadily reducing the pub to its movable parts while waiting for a taxi. Becka was Hooverizinged, collecting coasters until the table looked newly installed. Hoovernomicsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish thrift from standing outside in the cold until someone offers a lift. Hammad became Hoovernomicsed and proposed sharing one taxi among seven people. Hoovervilled adj. Sufficiently drunk to form a temporary settlement around the cloakroom, awaiting transport and basic shelter. Lavina got Hoovervilled beside the coat rack, surrounded by bags and abandoned scarves. Hop-tu-naaed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat Halloween as a personal licence for ceremonial mischief. Duanna got Hop-tu-naaed and solemnly appointed the landlord's umbrella a haunted relic. Hopcalited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a catalyst awaiting oxygen and a more favourable atmosphere. Joceline became Hopcalited beside the bar, converting no carbon monoxide and scarcely moving. Hopf algebraed adj. Drunk and simultaneously associative, coassociative, and governed by an antipode of uncertain practical value. Lenelle was Hopf algebraed, joining every conversation while reversing each conclusion. Hopf linked adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to leave becomes interlinked with another attempt to leave. Shaunae was Hopf linked, circling the doorway in two perfectly entangled courses. Hopfield networked adj. Drunk enough to retrieve an old recollection whenever the conversation supplies the slightest associative cue. Wash became Hopfield networked and recalled a school assembly during the pudding course. Hopi maized adj. Drunk beyond ordinary colour discrimination, maintaining that the blue kernels have become a matter of principle. Kaylissa was Hopi maized and inspected the corn as though it were evidence. Hopied (/ˈhəʊ.pid/) adj. Drunk past the point of assigning any national or personal description more significance than the page requires. Aprill was Hopied and treated the evening's labels with unusual, unhelpful solemnity. Hopinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes an ordinary adjective appear to require a substantial administrative category. Naseir became Hopinessed and requested a separate line on the evening's paperwork. Hopkinsianismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every matter is explained through a stern theological system. Yukio got Hopkinsianismed and attributed the missing crisps to a doctrine of necessity.