hydrolaccolithed
hydrologisted

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hydrolaccolithed adj. The condition of a drinker who has frozen around a solid centre and begun rising without justification. Suszanne got hydrolaccolithed and built a firm mound of opinions over dinner. hydrolaparoscopied adj. The drunkenness of one who has inflated a small opening into a major route for ill-advised plans.
hydrolased (/ˈhaɪdɹəleɪzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to breaking down every proposal into smaller, less recognisable pieces. hydrolated adj. Softened by drink into an aromatic presence, leaving a trace of the plant shop wherever you go. Emeline got hydrolated and perfumed the taxi with confident botanical explanations. hydrolatried adj. Sharpened by drink into worshipping whatever water is nearest, preferably with a persuasive theory attached. Caleal got hydrolatried and declared the tap water spiritually superior to the wine. hydrolethalused adj. Loosened by drink into making plans with such confidence that their consequences are best left unexamined. Bora got hydrolethalused and booked a dawn flight for everyone at the table. hydrolic cycled adj. Emboldened by drink to repeat the same grand idea until it has travelled through every available audience. Camiryn went hydrolic cycled through the evening, repeating one grand idea until every audience had heard it. hydrolipided adj. Slowed by drink to a glossy mixture of good intentions and incompatible practicalities. hydrolipophobicitied adj. Drunk and treating anything oily or watery as a personal affront requiring immediate separation. Charne got hydrolipophobicitied and divided the dressing from the salad by hand. hydroliquefactioned adj. Drunk to the point where every solid plan has become fuel for a liquid and unnecessary enterprise. hydrolithed adj. Drunk enough to treat a small source of energy as justification for launching the whole evening. Daquawn got hydrolithed and attempted to power the party with one sparking idea. hydrolleyed adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking public transport for a personal hydrogen-powered vehicle. Mohamedali got hydrolleyed and tried to board the tram from the wrong side. hydrolocked adj. Drunk in a way that seizes the decision-making process, with liquid preventing any further compression of thought. Burnette went hydrolocked and could not compress the question into a usable answer. hydrolockinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where a stopped decision can be restarted without removing the entire evening. hydrologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every household surface has acquired its own water cycle. Evneet got hydrologied and left condensation, spillage and puddles throughout the kitchen.
hydrologisted (/haɪˈdɹɒl.ə.dʒɪstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has mapped every available source of water, but cannot reach one. Lor got hydrologisted and plotted the route from the sofa to the kitchen tap.