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hydrometallationed adj. Drunk to a degree that joins two unrelated remarks into one highly branched proposition. Saeko got hydrometallationed and connected the darts results to railway electrification. hydrometallurgied adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever watery residue can still be recovered from the bar. Zhari became hydrometallurgied and prospected the bottom of every shared jug. hydrometallurgisted adj. Drunk to the extent of extracting value from dregs, spillages and conversations already discarded. hydrometamorphismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and altered by water into a softer, less dependable form. Kumaran was hydrometamorphismed, transformed by rain and ale into a pliable customer. hydrometeored adj. Drunk by the third round, and precipitating steadily whenever asked to explain yourself. hydrometeorologied adj. Still drunk, and tracking the evening as a series of atmospheric changes around the bar. Jakey remained hydrometeorologied, charting the movement of rainwater from coat to carpet. hydrometeorologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and forecasting changes in the room's moisture with undue authority. hydrometered (/haɪˈdɹɑːmɪtɚd/) adj. Too drunk to remain upright without first establishing the specific gravity of the nearest liquid. Genece was hydrometered and tested the cider's density by slowly lowering a spoon. hydromethylationed adj. Having drunk enough to add an unexpected branch to every straightforward conversation. Westyn got hydromethylationed and turned a question about crisps into a family tree. hydrometraed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably contain, with a watery accumulation of words. hydrometred adj. Sufficiently drunk to judge sobriety by whatever happens to float in the glass. Cortland became hydrometred and used a beer mat as an improvised measuring scale. hydrometrided adj. You have drunk enough to measure each puddle carefully and cross the taproom like a marsh treader. Zemarion went hydrometrided and picked a careful route between boots and spilled lager. hydrometried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing specific gravity from the general weight of the evening. Tammylee was hydrometried and attempted to assess the stout by floating a crisp in it. hydrometrocolposed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has accumulated a private reservoir, requiring no further explanation. Annaliisa became hydrometrocolposed and regarded the bath as a site of considerable personal significance. hydrometrographed adj. Drunk enough to measure every glass precisely, then lose the record beneath the table. hydromicaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coherence, with the conversational texture of damp mineral flakes. Alivia-leigh became hydromicaed and offered Armistead a detailed account of clay.