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hydromicrobiologied adj. Drunk in a way that treats every puddle as a living community requiring immediate study. Bonni got hydromicrobiologied and inspected the beer mat for aquatic specimens. hydromineraled adj. Drunk, with the result that every dissolved substance becomes a dietary recommendation. hydromininged adj. Drunk to a degree that extracting anything valuable from the conversation requires a hose. Duska got hydromininged and sluiced the contents of her handbag across the table. hydromodificationed adj. Drunk to the extent of altering the local water regime, chiefly by spilling a pint. Safi became hydromodificationed and changed the hydrology of the tablecloth. hydromodulused adj. Drunk on the strength of a calculation which proves one small field requires another drink. hydromorphied adj. Sufficiently drunk to be saturated with water, drink, and the conviction that a bath remains possible. Devaansh was hydromorphied beside the bath, saturated with water and convinced it remained feasible. hydromorphined adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the calm inevitability of a river towards the sofa. Murilo was hydromorphined and reached the taxi by a route known only to streams. hydromorphinoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and administering the evening's strongest remedy in the form of a lie-in. Kadaisha became hydromorphinoled and announced that bed was now medically indicated. hydromorphismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and shaped by drink into whatever the nearest chair permits. Jaquaun got hydromorphismed and assumed the exact contours of the banquette. hydromorphologied adj. Still drunk, and attributing the evening's landscape to rain, rivers, and one overturned glass. Authur became hydromorphologied and explained the bar's puddles as long-term erosion. hydromorphoned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who gives the taxi driver precise pain-scale directions. Jokubas became hydromorphoned and described the walk home in exact degrees of discomfort. hydromotored adj. Having drunk enough to propel the vessel by jets, though the vessel is usually a chair. Elnorah became hydromotored after last orders, propelling the chair towards the taxi rank. hydromulchinged adj. Having drunk more than the garden can absorb, and spraying the remainder across one's shirt. Faisa became hydromulchinged and gave the tablecloth a tacky coating of cider. hydromuscovited adj. You have drunk enough to become a soft, flaky mineral presence at the edge of the gathering. Dyesha got hydromuscovited and spent the remainder of the evening shedding crisps. hydromycinned adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's minor inconveniences as parasites requiring a course of treatment. hydromyeliaed adj. Of a drinker: carrying an excessive internal reservoir and sitting down before it becomes relevant.