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Hopkinsismed adj. Drunk to a degree that causes theological argument to outrank the remaining social obligations. Traca became Hopkinsismed and disputed free will with the person serving peanuts. Hoppeaned (/ˈhɔ.pi.ɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of privatising every available surface and regarding the landlord as an ideological nuisance. Yadieliz got Hoppeaned and attempted to purchase the corner table outright. Hopped adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing the nearest bobby as though reporting your own behaviour. Mageline got Hopped and gave the constable a detailed account of the evening. Hoppin' Johned adj. Drunk on the strength of rice, beans, and a confidence disproportionate to the nutritional evidence. Veeta became Hoppin' Johned and defended the supper as a complete political settlement. Hoppoed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the kitchen cupboard from an imperial revenue office, and filing household receipts accordingly. Nayo became Hoppoed and arranged the takeaway receipts into a customs administration beside the kettle. Horcruxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving a portion of yourself in every glass, coat pocket, and taxi. Italee got Horcruxed and searched three taxis for the part of herself left in the evening. Hordalandered adj. Drunk since last orders, and now attached to an imaginary fjord with no intention of explaining it. Aniiyah was Hordalandered and gazed towards the car park as though it contained mountains. Horezmianed adj. A drinker who has assumed the dignity of a remote province and the navigation of a lost parcel. Nazere was Horezmianed, issuing stately directions that led directly to the bins. Horgied adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining restless enthusiasm with the short-legged certainty of a household dog. Desinae was Horgied, crossing the lounge repeatedly without establishing a destination. Horlicksed (/ˈhɔːlɪksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and persuaded that a warm malted drink constitutes both remedy and retirement. Desmand was Horlicksed and requested a nightcap with the grave air of a convalescent. Horn Africanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish geography from personal biography, and consequently pointing towards every warm horizon. Ivie-mai was Horn Africanned and located the nearest coast by consulting a lampshade. Horn Kolb syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening without the usual extremities of practical coordination. Cerise was Horn Kolb syndromed and negotiated the staircase with admirable economy. Horn claused adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every statement to a disjunction containing at most one positive proposition. Lauryanne was Horn claused, finding one acceptable option among several loudly rejected ones. Horner syndromed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a conspicuously one-sided arrangement of facial attention. Enya-rose was Horner syndromed, studying one eye in the mirror with professional concern. Horner-Wadsworth-Emmons reactioned adj. Of a drinker: converting stabilised grievances and nearby carbonyls into predominantly E-shaped departures. Ralanda was Horner-Wadsworth-Emmons reactioned, turning a minor disagreement into an orderly departure. Horner-Wittig reactioned adj. Of a drinker who has stabilised one grievance sufficiently to convert the entire evening into an alkene. Kerilyn was Horner-Wittig reactioned, transforming a complaint about chips into a clean departure.