hydrophytonned
hydropolyped

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hydrophytonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and supporting the surrounding company in branching, unstable arrangements. Beyzanur became hydrophytonned, providing several uncertain supports for friends on the stairs. hydropillared adj. Softened by drink into treating every tall pillar as a suitable place to leave your coat.
hydropipered adj. Sharpened by drink into finding every departing guest an occasion for one more round. Dosia got hydropipered and pursued the landlord with a persuasive argument for another round. hydroplaned (/ˈhaɪdɹəʊˌpleɪnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into leaving the pub at racing speed, with no useful control over the journey. Latrell went hydroplaned from last orders and reached the taxi rank before remembering his shoes. hydroplaninged adj. Emboldened by drink to lose all reliable contact with the road while insisting the journey home is straightforward. Brodie-leigh became hydroplaninged and attempted the wet pavement as though it were a racing circuit. hydroplasmaed adj. Slowed by drink to the fluid pace of someone collecting a coat one sleeve at a time. Kishan got hydroplasmaed and spent five minutes persuading one arm into his coat. hydroplasmed adj. Drunk and moving through the journey home in a liquid, unhurried manner. Linsie went hydroplasmed after the final round and drifted towards the taxi without choosing a direction. hydroplasticked adj. Drunk to the point where the coat has become a flexible barrier between you and the evening's remaining obligations. Cletys got hydroplasticked and wore his coat indoors until the bar staff found his taxi. hydroplethysmometered adj. Drunk enough to measure the journey home by the changing fullness of your pockets. Seonna became hydroplethysmometered and checked each pocket before taking every three steps home. hydropneumaticsed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing mechanical assistance from the ordinary pressure of getting home. hydropneumoniaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where breathing, coat-wearing and last orders remain separate administrative matters. hydropneumothoraxed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves both air and liquid in the space between the pub and home. Shania became hydropneumothoraxed after last orders and found the short walk unexpectedly spacious. hydropoliticsed adj. Drunk, with the result that the allocation of water, rounds and taxi seats becomes a matter of government. Advita got hydropoliticsed and negotiated the final bottle as though distributing a national resource. hydropollutioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every puddle on the route home seem personally responsible. Dauntay became hydropollutioned and blamed the rain for the condition of his shoes. hydropolymered adj. Drunk to the extent of absorbing every spill, excuse and unpaid round encountered before departure.
hydropolyped adj. Drunk on the strength of attaching yourself to the nearest conversation and extending it indefinitely.
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