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hydroshearinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning breaks every thought into random fragments. Tanayzia arrived hydroshearinged, producing conversational fragments with no apparent sequence. hydrosilaned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically substituted, with ordinary morning functions carrying an unfamiliar side group. hydrosilationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has added alcohol to every available organic intention, producing an unexpected bond by morning. hydrosilicated adj. The drunkenness of one who has absorbed water overnight and will lose it rapidly when the heat rises. hydrosiloxaned adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose morning habits have joined two incompatible substances rather neatly. Nijeria woke hydrosiloxaned, combining coffee and fruit juice without defending the reaction. hydrosilylationed adj. Softened by drink into an addition reaction between yesterday's silane and whatever organic matter is nearby. Georgeina became hydrosilylationed, attaching herself gently to the breakfast table and remaining there. hydrosimulationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a hydrodynamic model of the morning, with every spill predicted except the first. Keeran hydrosimulationed the kitchen spill perfectly, except for the first and largest puddle. hydroskeletonned adj. Loosened by drink into a fluid-supported structure, changing shape whenever the furniture permits it. Afina woke hydroskeletonned and flowed from the bed to the sofa without standing properly. hydroskied adj. Emboldened by drink to land on any available surface, provided it appears vaguely level and wet. hydroskimmered adj. Slowed by drink to an amphibious hover above the morning, making progress without quite committing to land. Deandres remained hydroskimmered over the carpet, hovering between bed and breakfast. hydroslided adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the stairs for a water slide and commit to the descent. Lauchlan went hydroslided down the pub steps, confident that gravity had provided the proper equipment. hydrosoiled adj. Having drunk more than was sensible and treating an ordinary patch of ground as hydroponically improved. Reut got hydrosoiled and declared the beer garden ready for commercial cultivation. hydrosoled adj. You have drunk enough to regard every puddle as a continuous medium in which your ideas may freely disperse. Eskild became hydrosoled and attempted to dilute his argument in a puddle. hydrosolubilitied adj. You are drunk and convinced that every difficulty will dissolve if introduced to water. Lukas got hydrosolubilitied and dropped the disputed receipt into his pint. hydrosomaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the whole room has become one organism and you are in charge of it. Marylou went hydrosomaed and began assigning the bar stools separate responsibilities. hydrosomed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a collection of separate companions for one cooperative creature. Allesandra became hydrosomed and expected the table to move as a single unit.