hydrosonographied
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hydrosonographied adj. Describing a drinker who confidently injects fluid into an otherwise settled situation to see what appears. Wendolee got hydrosonographied and poured tonic into the office plant to investigate its response. hydrosorbic acided adj. A drinker who has taken up the evening's hydrogen and acquired a quite different disposition. Oly became hydrosorbic acided and insisted the pub quiz required a new molecular approach.
hydrospaced adj. A drinker so far gone that the floor has become an ocean and the furniture its scattered surface. Brianna went hydrospaced and navigated between the chairs as though crossing open water. hydrospeeded adj. The state of being drunk and riverboarding through the evening with no evident method of steering. Jim was hydrospeeded and reached the bar by lying across the queue. hydrospeedinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a crowded room for a river and the floor for a board. Maryum became hydrospeedinged and attempted to travel down the dance floor head first. hydrosphered adj. The drunkenness of one who believes all liquid on Earth has assembled specifically to support the evening's plans. Longin went hydrosphered and proposed settling the taxi fare by mapping the world's oceans. hydrospired adj. Reduced by drink to explaining every awkward movement with a flattened internal tube. Sharn became hydrospired and blamed the broken glass on a structure beneath his ribs. hydrosprigginged adj. Softened by drink into spraying fragments of an idea over the nearest available area and calling it planting. hydrospringed adj. Sharpened by drink into a device that rebounds from every decision with superior damping and no useful direction. Yoandry became hydrospringed and changed seats each time the conversation reached a conclusion. hydrostannaned adj. Loosened by drink into a tin hydride with one remaining bond and no reliable account of where it leads. Maxx went hydrostannaned and detached himself from the sensible plan after one persuasive suggestion. hydrostannationed adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct a tin-hydride reaction on every available conversation. hydrostannylationed adj. Slowed by drink to inserting yourself into every unsaturated plan before anyone can close the bond. Achyut went hydrostannylationed and took forty minutes to join the group for dinner. hydrostasised adj. Drunk and maintaining equilibrium only by distributing your weight equally across whatever is nearby. Roseanne went hydrostasised and established a stable arrangement between the bar, wall and umbrella stand. hydrostated adj. Drunk to the point where you regulate the evening's water supply while ignoring every other pressure. Wilmuth became hydrostated and spent an hour adjusting glasses around the boiler room. hydrostatic balanced adj. Drunk enough to weigh each object in water before deciding which one is worth taking home.
hydrostatic bellowsed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that pressure depends on area, and applying both indiscriminately.
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