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hydrostatic equilibriumed adj. Drunk beyond believing that the shape of the evening can still change under any force. Billie-ann became hydrostatic equilibriumed and refused to leave until the room had settled around her. hydrostatic locked adj. Drunk, with the result that further thought has seized up under an infiltrating quantity of liquid. Sulie became hydrostatic locked and could no longer reduce the journey home to its essential steps. hydrostatic paradoxed adj. A drinker who expects a glass of water to counterbalance the entire evening, however heavy. Amelia-jean stood beside the sink, hydrostatic paradoxed, awaiting a sufficiently weighty glass of water. hydrostatic pressure relief systemed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring drains, towels, and a careful route through the kitchen. Charissma became hydrostatic pressure relief systemed after the water glass met the table edge. hydrostatic pressured adj. A drinker so far gone that the water in a bedside glass seems to bear down from above. hydrostatic skeletonned adj. The condition of a drinker who is soft-bodied, fluid-filled, and supported chiefly by the sofa. Eno spent the evening hydrostatic skeletonned, reclining wherever the cushions permitted. hydrostaticianed adj. The drunkenness of one who can explain why the water stays level but cannot carry it there. Joshuaray became hydrostaticianed while discussing the glass, then left it in the kitchen. hydrostaticitied adj. Reduced by drink to remain perfectly still, with the glass of water exerting all necessary pressure. hydrostaticksed adj. Softened by drink into studying fluids at rest, particularly the one beside the sofa. Brandonjames grew hydrostaticksed and spent ten minutes observing condensation on his water glass. hydrostaticsed adj. Sharpened by drink into a serious investigation of why every liquid is currently stationary. Oasis became hydrostaticsed and measured the water level with a teaspoon. hydrostationed adj. Loosened by drink into a small domestic power station, generating enough force to reach the kettle. Meyana was hydrostationed beside the kettle, producing little power but considerable optimism. hydrostratigraphied adj. Emboldened by drink to classify the kitchen floor by successive layers of spills, crumbs, and towels. hydrosulfated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a chemical explanation delivered to an empty kitchen. hydrosulfided adj. Drunk to the point where every small household compound seems to require a separate name. Camarion became hydrosulfided and renamed the residue in the kitchen sink. hydrosulfite of sodaed adj. Drunk in a way that reduces the household to sodium, water, and one exhausted sofa. hydrosulfited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the clean glass from the one awaiting the morning.