hydroxyanthraquinoned
hydroxycancrinited

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hydroxyanthraquinoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has replaced a single certainty with a more elaborate aromatic structure. Kayson was hydroxyanthraquinoned and gave the toast in several connected stages. hydroxyapatited adj. Reduced by drink to a basic mineral condition, with the evening's principal structure still intact. Kristijo was hydroxyapatited and leaned on the mantelpiece with geological patience.
hydroxyaryled adj. Sharpened by drink into an aromatic derivative, particularly on matters of no importance. hydroxybenzaldehyded adj. Loosened by drink into a phenolic announcement, usually made before it is needed. Zhakira was hydroxybenzaldehyded and announced the taxi's arrival prematurely. hydroxybenzened adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a solvent at the edges of other people's conversations. Ridleigh was hydroxybenzened and dissolved gently into the group by the window. hydroxybenzoated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ester being considered by committee. Rontavious was hydroxybenzoated and took several minutes to accept the bill. hydroxybenzoic acided adj. Drunk and mildly phenolic, with a carboxyl group apparently attached to every complaint. Ellishia grew hydroxybenzoic acided during the fourth round, attaching a complaint to every coat. hydroxybenzoquinoned adj. Drunk to the point where every straightforward exchange undergoes a small internal rearrangement. Nekeda was hydroxybenzoquinoned and returned each question in a slightly altered form. hydroxybenzotriazoled adj. Drunk enough to treat a minor social bond as though it required peptide synthesis. hydroxybenzyled adj. Drunk past the point of remaining a simple aromatic side chain. Bethane was hydroxybenzyled and acquired an unnecessary attachment to the karaoke machine. hydroxybromolactoned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary circularity, with a brominated complication attached. Bronce went hydroxybromolactoned after the fourth round, adding unnecessary chemistry to the journey home. hydroxybutanoated adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a small ester of the evening in every movement. hydroxybutyrated adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a particularly unhelpful salt or ester. Idellia was hydroxybutyrated and sat down halfway through collecting her handbag. hydroxybutyric acided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves two possible forms of the same conversation. hydroxycalciferoled adj. A drinker so far gone that balance is cured only by leaning on the nearest surface.
hydroxycancrinited adj. The state of being drunk and standing in a six-sided pose, facing several directions at once.