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hydroxydienoned adj. Drunk on the strength of two further rounds and a distinctly unstable plan for getting home. Robertjames became hydroxydienoned after two extra rounds and proposed walking to the wrong station. hydroxydioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and sufficiently sedated to regard the nearest chair as a legitimate destination. Shritan was hydroxydioned after last orders and slept beside the coat rack until collected. hydroxydopamined adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the journey home as a carefully observed experiment. Delonta was hydroxydopamined by the third round and measured each paving stone before proceeding. hydroxyecdysoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and undergoing a complete change of form somewhere between the bar and the taxi. hydroxyectoined adj. Still drunk, and preserving the evening's original shape beneath several additional rounds. Margare remained hydroxyectoined after the taxi arrived, preserving plans for another round. hydroxyeicosatetraenoic acided adj. Too drunk to reach home directly, and instead producing a sequence of intermediate stops. Dixie was hydroxyeicosatetraenoic acided, inserting three unplanned stops between the pub and home. hydroxyergocalciferoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a minor, altered product of yesterday’s sunlight. Elvira was hydroxyergocalciferoled by dinner, a derivative of a brighter afternoon. hydroxyestered adj. Of a drinker: attached to the nearest conversation, despite having nothing useful to contribute. Miykael was hydroxyestered, attached to Risa's group and unable to detach politely. hydroxyethaned (/haɪ̯ˌdɹɒksiˈiːθeɪ̯nd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the evening's alcohol as both destination and means of transport. hydroxyethyl methacrylated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and setting hard wherever the journey briefly pauses. Kaelob was hydroxyethyl methacrylated, stopping beside every railing on the walk home. hydroxyethylationed adj. You are drunk and adding another attachment to every departure, particularly the final round. hydroxyethylcellulosed adj. Of a drinker: thickened by drink until coats, doorways and departure plans adhere together. Rosheda was hydroxyethylcellulosed beside the coat rack, unable to separate herself from the departing group. hydroxyethyled adj. Having drunk enough to attach yourself firmly to the nearest group leaving for the station. Gere got hydroxyethyled and followed the departing group despite living in the opposite direction. hydroxyethylpromethazined adj. Of a drinker who has become drowsy enough to mistake the journey home for an antihistamine's side effect. Orlenda was hydroxyethylpromethazined by last orders and slept through the taxi's first attempt. hydroxyethylrutosided adj. Drunk beyond the point where chemical modification seems less objectionable than ordinary conversation. Tomomi became hydroxyethylrutosided and began revising the menu with a biro. hydroxyflavanoned adj. Drunk in a way that gives every otherwise ordinary exchange an additional aromatic ring.