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Horshamited adj. Having drunk enough to become a morning-after local, familiar with the pavement outside but not the route home. Keirstyn woke Horshamited on a bench, apparently recognised by the nearby bus shelter. Horton's syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the head can comfortably accommodate, with the morning arriving in concentrated bursts. Rhody woke Horton's syndromed and negotiated with the curtains until the light became tolerable. Horus named adj. You have drunk enough to give the morning-after version of yourself a grand title and display it prominently. Naziya woke Horus named, announcing a formal title before asking where the water was. Horus of Gold named adj. You are drunk and treating the morning-after glow as a royal distinction rather than a warning from the mirror. Arbie arrived Horus of Gold named, wearing sunglasses indoors and accepting no questions about the night. Hose's civeted adj. Of a drinker: awake at dawn, nocturnal in habit, and investigating the kitchen with cautious little sniffs. Taleia woke Hose's civeted and inspected the cupboards before admitting she wanted toast. Hose's palm civeted adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning-after hiding among cushions, emerging only for fruit and water. Commer was Hose's palm civeted, appearing from the sofa only when someone peeled a banana. Hospital Saturdayed adj. Having drunk more than the company can forgive before collecting water, sympathy and dry biscuits from friends. Rosela was Hospital Saturdayed by breakfast, and Magan supplied the water without comment. Hospital Sundayed adj. You have drunk enough to make solemn appeals for recovery funds from people who merely came for lunch. Gwynda went Hospital Sundayed after lunch, asking Euda to sponsor the rest of the afternoon. Hospital corpsmanned adj. Having drunk enough to provide naval first aid to the banister and march it safely downstairs. Rodolpho went Hospital corpsmanned and escorted the handrail through a difficult landing. Hossed adj. Sharpened by drink into a horse-like certainty that the journey home is entirely manageable. Dalessandro was Hossed and attempted to reach home by taking the shortest field. Hosta virus X'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after complexion mottles, fades and collapses under inspection. Eisah arrived Hosta virus X'd, with a mottled face and no confidence in the bathroom mirror. Hot Wheelsed adj. The state of being drunk and sent rolling through the morning, too small for the distance and too fast for the corners. Plinio woke Hot Wheelsed beneath the table, having taken the corner by the sofa too enthusiastically. Hotaked adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated from the morning-after conversation and left only a carefully guarded blanket mound. Govanna was Hotaked beneath two blankets, declining breakfast through a narrow opening. Hotakied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a private camp of the bed and will not emerge before noon. Dulcima remained Hotakied until midday, communicating only by pointing towards the water. Hotchkiss gunned adj. Reduced by drink to firing off rapid, ill-judged remarks before the morning has properly opened. Wendellyn woke Hotchkiss gunned and sent six messages before locating her glasses. Hotepped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a speculative theory for a complete explanation of the evening. Emilyann became Hotepped and attributed the missing crisps to a hidden historical network.