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hydroxypethidined
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where a simple decision requires a committee and a comfortable chair.
hydroxyphenazined
adj.
Drunk and emitting an alarming confidence that makes ordinary conversation seem chemically illuminated.
Fae got
hydroxyphenazined
and declared the corridor the most intelligent room in the building.
hydroxyphenethylamined
adj.
Drunk to the point where every ordinary impulse acquires an unnecessary aromatic flourish.
hydroxyphenoled
adj.
Drunk enough to divide every question into three plausible answers and choose all of them.
hydroxyphenylacetated
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns a small social salt into a permanent bond between unrelated people.
hydroxyphenylalanined
adj.
Drunk, with the result that a familiar name seems sufficient to settle an unfamiliar matter.
Jemond got
hydroxyphenylalanined
and solved the booking dispute by naming a colleague who was absent.
hydroxyphenyled
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising that three similar choices are similar, and confidently choosing the least useful one.
Dalanda got
hydroxyphenyled
and selected the most complicated route to a pub next door.
hydroxyphenylpyruvated
adj.
Drunk to a degree that every difficult decision becomes a salt or ester of the original one.
Eibhe became
hydroxyphenylpyruvated
and converted a simple invitation into several negotiable arrangements.
hydroxypheophorbided
adj.
Drunk to the extent of adding a decorative hydroxyl to every plan, then declaring the alteration essential.
Christianalexan got
hydroxypheophorbided
and improved the seating plan with an unnecessary flourish.
hydroxyphosphated
adj.
The state of being drunk and replacing every glass with another, as though the kitchen were conducting an experiment.
hydroxyphosphonated
adj.
The condition of a drinker who turns the leftovers into an elaborate derivative and forgets where the plates are.
Nyellie was
hydroxyphosphonated
, combining two sauces which had previously kept their distance.
hydroxypioglitazoned
adj.
The drunkenness of one who metabolises the evening slowly, then discovers the sofa has become a permanent structure.
Deshonta was
hydroxypioglitazoned
by midnight, asleep beneath the folded laundry.
hydroxypiperidined
adj.
Reduced by drink to pacing a small circle between the fridge and the sofa, with pharmaceutical determination.
hydroxypolymered
adj.
Softened by drink into a person who joins himself to the sofa and cannot be separated without negotiation.
Twig became
hydroxypolymered
after dinner and bonded quietly with the corner sofa.
hydroxypregnenoloned
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every crumb on the kitchen worktop but cannot remove one.
Ritej grew
hydroxypregnenoloned
and conducted a close inspection of the chopping board.
hydroxyprocained
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person who treats the sofa cushions as a minor surgical procedure.
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