hydroxypethidined
hydroxyprocained

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hydroxypethidined adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a simple decision requires a committee and a comfortable chair. hydroxyphenazined adj. Drunk and emitting an alarming confidence that makes ordinary conversation seem chemically illuminated. Fae got hydroxyphenazined and declared the corridor the most intelligent room in the building.
hydroxyphenethylamined adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary impulse acquires an unnecessary aromatic flourish. hydroxyphenoled adj. Drunk enough to divide every question into three plausible answers and choose all of them. hydroxyphenylacetated adj. Drunk in a way that turns a small social salt into a permanent bond between unrelated people. hydroxyphenylalanined adj. Drunk, with the result that a familiar name seems sufficient to settle an unfamiliar matter. Jemond got hydroxyphenylalanined and solved the booking dispute by naming a colleague who was absent. hydroxyphenyled adj. Drunk beyond recognising that three similar choices are similar, and confidently choosing the least useful one. Dalanda got hydroxyphenyled and selected the most complicated route to a pub next door. hydroxyphenylpyruvated adj. Drunk to a degree that every difficult decision becomes a salt or ester of the original one. Eibhe became hydroxyphenylpyruvated and converted a simple invitation into several negotiable arrangements. hydroxypheophorbided adj. Drunk to the extent of adding a decorative hydroxyl to every plan, then declaring the alteration essential. Christianalexan got hydroxypheophorbided and improved the seating plan with an unnecessary flourish. hydroxyphosphated adj. The state of being drunk and replacing every glass with another, as though the kitchen were conducting an experiment. hydroxyphosphonated adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the leftovers into an elaborate derivative and forgets where the plates are. Nyellie was hydroxyphosphonated, combining two sauces which had previously kept their distance. hydroxypioglitazoned adj. The drunkenness of one who metabolises the evening slowly, then discovers the sofa has become a permanent structure. Deshonta was hydroxypioglitazoned by midnight, asleep beneath the folded laundry. hydroxypiperidined adj. Reduced by drink to pacing a small circle between the fridge and the sofa, with pharmaceutical determination. hydroxypolymered adj. Softened by drink into a person who joins himself to the sofa and cannot be separated without negotiation. Twig became hydroxypolymered after dinner and bonded quietly with the corner sofa. hydroxypregnenoloned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every crumb on the kitchen worktop but cannot remove one. Ritej grew hydroxypregnenoloned and conducted a close inspection of the chopping board.
hydroxyprocained adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats the sofa cushions as a minor surgical procedure.