hydroxystaurosporined
hydroxytropacocained

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hydroxystaurosporined adj. Drunk on the strength of a small chemical-sounding excuse for staying through another round. Michigan got hydroxystaurosporined and cited antitumour research as grounds for another pint. hydroxystearic acided adj. Drunk since last orders, and industrially persistent in the matter of obtaining another drink.
hydroxystenozoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and already carrying yourself like the evening has become competitive sport. Sonceria was hydroxystenozoled before the darts had left their board. hydroxysteroided adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a chemically enhanced certainty that the tab is somebody else's. hydroxysteroled adj. Still drunk, and wearing the settled, waxy composure of someone who has outlasted the sensible customers. Bareen remained hydroxysteroled beneath the awning while the street emptied. hydroxystilbamidined adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, but emitting different conversational frequencies for every nearby group. Siniya got hydroxystilbamidined and changed register whenever someone new approached. hydroxysuccinimided adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every ordinary pub arrangement as a promising piece of organic synthesis. Jasmely became hydroxysuccinimided and tried to join the beer mats into a larger structure. hydroxysulfosuccinimided adj. Having drunk enough to turn every conversation into a foaming, highly substituted version of itself. hydroxysultained adj. Having drunk more than the shower-gel aisle could reasonably account for, and now producing foam by other means. Alcia was hydroxysultained and made a frothy speech beside the fruit machine. hydroxytamoxifened adj. You have drunk enough to regard a pub bench as a promising site for experimental therapy. hydroxytestosteroned adj. You are drunk and conducting yourself as though every trip to the bar were an anabolic achievement. Loriece went hydroxytestosteroned and carried two pints back with ceremonial pride. hydroxytetracained adj. Of a drinker: anaesthetised enough to mistake the bar's hard edge for a pillow. Ervy was hydroxytetracained and slept against the table between mouthfuls of crisps. hydroxythioxanthoned adj. Of a drinker who has developed a yellowish glow and a taste for standing beneath the brightest lamp. Dilma went hydroxythioxanthoned and stood glowing beneath the pub's harshest light. hydroxytoluened adj. Describing a drinker who has become agreeably cresolic: sharp at the edges and unmistakably pub-scented. hydroxytoulened adj. Drunk in a way that turns a respectable evening into a phenolic little muddle. Cemya became hydroxytoulened and delivered a chemical précis to the cloakroom attendant.
hydroxytropacocained adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires the grandeur of a tropane alkaloid and ends in crisps.