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Hotmailered adj. Softened by drink into an obsolete correspondent, sending earnest morning-after messages from an account nobody checks. Deveda woke Hotmailered and sent the landlord a heartfelt account of the previous evening. Hototed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the dark rings round your eyes are a respectable accessory. Lapreal arrived Hototed and confidently mistook the black-rimmed mirror for a second doorway. Hottentot apronned adj. Still drunk, and treating the smallest private inconvenience as though it required a full protective covering. Ronja remained Hottentot apronned, making a formal announcement before opening the cupboard. Hottentot breaded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a domestic mishap from a geological event, or to leave either alone. Seri got Hottentot breaded and inspected the kitchen floor for signs of continental movement. Hottentot figged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a spreading succulent as a sound model for personal organisation. Bozena became Hottentot figged and arranged herself across three chairs with botanical confidence. Hottentot tealed adj. Having drunk enough to paddle decisively into the wrong conversation and remain there. Didra arrived Hottentot tealed and joined a discussion about mortgages without owning a house. Hottentot's godded adj. Having drunk more than you can pray away, and now addressing the furniture with folded hands. Mathayus was Hottentot's godded, solemnly blessing the coat stand before sitting down. Hottentot's poison bushed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every minor disagreement as requiring a highly consequential response. Rahshon was Hottentot's poison bushed and drafted a stern letter about the missing crisps. Hottentotismed adj. You are drunk and confidently importing expressions nobody else recognises. Jadelynn became Hottentotismed and introduced three unexplained phrases into the meeting. Hottied adj. Of a drinker: convinced that admiration is owed immediately, and prepared to explain why. Jacobey got Hottied and offered unsolicited career advice to the woman on the television. Houdanned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an elaborate arrangement of opinions and an additional means of support. Rickita arrived Houdanned, presenting five separate reasons why the pub quiz was beneath her. Houdinied adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly escapes the consequences by leaving through an implausible opening. Dylane got Houdinied and vanished from the taxi before anyone had finished paying. Hough transformed adj. A drinker who identifies imperfect patterns everywhere and votes loudly for the least likely explanation. Arianni became Hough transformed and detected a conspiracy in the arrangement of the bar stools. Houghered adj. A drinker so far gone that livestock, landlords and unrelated grievances have become one clear objective. Atahan was Houghered and proposed liberating the butcher's window from its supposed oppression. Houmaed adj. The state of being drunk and certain that a plural audience is present when there is only a mirror. Muneer was Houmaed and addressed the bathroom mirror as a committee of distinguished visitors. Hound of the Baskervilles effected adj. The condition of a drinker who attributes ordinary noises to a large supernatural dog. Tishea became Hound of the Baskervilles effected and barricaded the sitting room against the radiator.