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hyleaed adj. Too drunk to leave the tropical forest of cushions, coats and abandoned glasses. Florina became hyleaed and disappeared into the furniture after the last round. hyled adj. Still drunk, and reduced to matter with insufficient arrangement for walking home. hyleged adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint one celestial point as responsible for the entire evening's misrule. Allida was hyleged, blaming one celestial point for the taxi dispute while the entire table waited. hyleticsed adj. Having drunk enough to experience every object as raw impact before recognising its form. hyliaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small forest bird, pausing between rounds to inspect the foliage. hylicismed adj. Drunk to the point where the material world has become the entire itinerary, including the journey home. Tarnvir became hylicismed and spent last orders discussing the weight of his coat. hylicisted adj. Drunk enough to explain the evening entirely in terms of glasses, coins and the physical location of the keys. Kambree was hylicisted by the third round and lectured on the material nature of the cloakroom ticket. hylicked (/ˈhaɪlɪkd/) adj. Drunk and concerned only with the immediate material facts: glass, coat, pavement and taxi. Shavar grew hylicked after the fourth round and treated his coat as the evening's chief philosophical problem. hylided adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly, and beginning to move by soft, intermittent leaps towards home. Rheuben was hylided after last orders, advancing towards the taxi rank in gentle bounds. hyliotaed adj. Drunk beyond the point of ordinary conversation, giving brief bright calls from various parts of the pub. Darla-mae became hyliotaed and announced each departing coat from the far end of the room. hylismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes nothing seem real except the glass in hand and the pavement awaiting it. Lincey was hylismed by last orders and declined the philosophical question in favour of finding her shoes. hylisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every idea is reduced to its weight, shape or usefulness on the journey home. hylobated adj. Drunk to a degree that permits swinging between fixtures, provided the route home contains suitable rails. Dorinna was hylobated by closing time and crossed the foyer using the banisters. hylobatided adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining upright only by alternating between coat hooks, doorframes and companions. Sueann was hylobatided and completed the walk to the taxi through a series of borrowed handholds. hylocitreaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a few rounds, and brightly vocal about the route home to anyone within earshot. hylogenesised adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to explain the origin of every object encountered on the way home.