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House of Assemblied adj. Reduced by drink to a debating chamber, with every passenger arguing the route home. Dermot became House of Assemblied in the taxi, reopening the question of which road led home. House of Commonsed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every private decision into a noisy debate with no division called. Zanaiya was House of Commonsed and demanded amendments to the plan for ordering chips. House of Lordsed adj. Softened by drink into regarding the lavatory as a stately chamber and yourself as its principal occupant. Vashtie became House of Lordsed and requested privacy in the smallest room with unusual dignity. House of Parliamented adj. Sharpened by drink into believing every decision requires legislation, amendments and your immediate approval. Lennice got House of Parliamented and attempted to regulate the sharing of the last sausage roll. House of Worshipped adj. Loosened by drink into treating any quiet room as a sanctuary for earnest, unsolicited reflection. Malvery became House of Worshipped and held a hushed sermon beside the coat cupboard. Houston blacked adj. Emboldened by drink to spread confidently across every available surface and call the arrangement deliberate. Kaleeyah got Houston blacked and occupied the entire sofa with agricultural certainty. Houstonianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long explanation, while remaining certain it is urgently needed. Pheadra became Houstonianed and took seven minutes to describe a door that was beside her. Houthied (/ˈhuːθid/) adj. Drunk and prepared to settle a minor disagreement by appointing yourself its armed revolutionary wing. Narine got Houthied and guarded the last bottle as though it were a strategic installation. Houyhnhnmed (/huˈɪn.əmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where your certainty of superior civilisation survives the evidence of your behaviour. Kunsh became Houyhnhnmed and lectured the dog on manners while standing in its water bowl. Hovaed adj. Drunk enough to declare yourself an ordinary free citizen while issuing surprisingly elaborate household decrees. Robrt got Hovaed and reorganised the kitchen according to principles nobody had requested. Howe trussed adj. You are drunk and holding the household together, though the verticals are under considerable strain. Bracen sat beside the sofa, Howe trussed, while insisting the washing-up remained structurally sound. Howeitated adj. Of a drinker: spread across several domestic regions, with the sofa, kitchen and hallway all claimed. Dicky became Howeitated and occupied the sofa, the doorway and the route to the glass of water. Howel-Evans syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired hands and feet too thick for ordinary household tasks. Angla, Howel-Evans syndromed, attempted the kettle and gripped the handle as though it were furniture. Howell's spectacular thelypodied adj. A drinker who has become a rare, impressive item of kitchen greenery beside the sink. Nickcola stood Howell's spectacular thelypodied beside the draining board, watered with a glass of gin. Howie screamed adj. A drinker so far gone that opening the kitchen cupboard produces a cinematic cry. Vaishnav went Howie screamed when the saucepan slipped, waking everyone nearer the sofa. Hoxhaismed adj. The state of being drunk and revising the household rules while refusing to revise the evening's final round. Cheyney was Hoxhaismed, issuing strict kitchen policy from the sofa over a glass of water.