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hypatosed adj. Having drunk enough to confer household honours on whoever brings the water to the sofa. Jarit became hypatosed and appointed Maddelyn consul of the glass of water. hypaxialed adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can support gracefully, with the lower muscles conducting their own negotiations. Destinie became hypaxialed and slid from the sofa while reaching for water. hype beasted adj. Drunk beyond sensible interest in labels, trainers, and the provenance of one's jacket. Jarman got hype beasted and inspected everyone's trainers beneath the bar. hype cycled adj. Drunk and moving through excitement, disappointment, and renewed conviction about the next round. hype manned adj. Drunk to the point where you provide loud encouragement for everyone else's otherwise private decisions. Arjean got hype manned and applauded each attempt to reach the bar. hype trained adj. Drunk past the point of waiting for events, having already built an entire evening around their announcement. hypebeasted adj. Drunk in a way that makes fashionable clothing seem worth queueing outside for. hyped (/haɪpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to investigating imaginary symptoms one at a time, preferably from the sofa. Zevan was hyped and checked his pulse between sips of water on the sofa. hypemanned adj. Drunk enough to turn every quiet exchange into a chant requiring audience participation. Jathniel became hypemanned and led the snug in a chorus about pork scratchings. hypemongered adj. Drunk, with the result that every modest prospect is advertised as the event of the year. Sirine got hypemongered and sold the lukewarm buffet as an unmissable culinary launch. hypenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that the ordinary business of the pub acquires considerable excellence. hypengyophobiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of fearing responsibility, including responsibility for one's own bar tab. Kweku became hypengyophobiaed and asked someone else to choose his crisps. hypepriested adj. Drunk on the strength of clerical glamour, and inclined to bless the crisps before sharing them. Nsombi got hypepriested and admired the curate's trainers more than the sermon. hyper explosioned adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a small disagreement as grounds for a spectacular new policy. hyper furred adj. Too drunk to distinguish an extravagant silhouette from an ordinary person in a coat. hyper-Calvinismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and preaching only to those already convinced another round is necessary. Kanin was hyper-Calvinismed and evangelised exclusively among the regulars nearest the pumps.