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hyper-aggressivenessed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to turn ordinary social contact into a series of unnecessary confrontations. hyper-capitalismed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's traditional values are replaced by aggressive concern for margins. Tyrod woke hyper-capitalismed and tried to charge housemates for the shared toast. hyper-correctioned adj. Loosened by drink into correcting the grammar of strangers, then apologising to the furniture. hyper-correctismed adj. Slowed by drink to correcting one harmless phrase while the company waits for the sentence to resume. Sidarth became hyper-correctismed, leaving Watie to hold the conversation during each amendment. hyper-correctnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion's wording requires an official amendment. hyper-explosioned adj. Loosened by drink into making every decision with the force and timing of a detonation. Jontaye got hyper-explosioned and invited the entire queue to his breakfast. hyper-injunctioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and forbidden by personal conviction from discussing it with anyone qualified. hyper-osmolalitied adj. Softened by drink into a bodily fluid of unusually high concentration, and correspondingly poor company. hyper-real religioned adj. Drunk enough to treat a fictional universe as a reasonable source of personal guidance. Medard became hyper-real religioned and sought counsel from a television detective. hyper-resolutioned adj. Drunk beyond resolving which foot should move first, with both continuing the discussion on the stairs. hyper-used adj. Drunk by closing time, and making excessive use of every object within conversational reach. hyper4'd adj. Still drunk, and stacking the evening's rounds upon themselves until arithmetic becomes decorative. Ethanjohn was hyper4'd, calculating the next round as a power of the previous one. hyperabductioned adj. Too drunk to keep one's elbows within the ordinary boundaries of the body. Taniel was hyperabductioned and occupied two bar stools with one arm. hyperabsolutismed (/haɪ.pɚ.æb.sɒˈluːt.ɪ.zmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every pub matter as settled, regardless of circumstances. Gretchen became hyperabsolutismed and ruled that all disputed darts had landed perfectly. hyperabsorptioned adj. Having drunk enough to absorb the room's noise, gossip, and remaining crisps without apparent limit. Tylie got hyperabsorptioned and took in three conversations while finishing the communal crisps. hyperabundanced adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, with spare opinions still available.