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hyperaccommodationed adj. You have drunk enough to adjust your eyes repeatedly, without bringing the room into focus. hyperaccretioned adj. You are drunk and gathering coats, glasses, and acquaintances around yourself like matter around a dark star. Trebor became hyperaccretioned and acquired three coats before reaching the lavatory. hyperaccumulationed adj. Of a drinker: accumulating trace elements from the surroundings, chiefly salt, smoke, and spilled lager. Sheku grew hyperaccumulationed beside the crisps, taking on every flavour in the pub. hyperaccumulatored adj. Of a drinker who has gathered enough stray substances to qualify as a useful clean-up method. hyperaccuracied adj. Describing a drinker who corrects every minor detail while overlooking the substantial matter of getting home. hyperacetylationed adj. A drinker who has excessively modified the evening's proteins, particularly anything served in a sandwich. Ophir became hyperacetylationed and added vinegar to every protein within reach. hyperachievemented adj. A drinker so far gone that finishing a single pint is treated as a notable accomplishment. hyperacidificationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening has become an experiment in making everything taste of vinegar. Kwasi became hyperacidificationed and declared the crisps chemically ambitious. hyperaciditied adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a lemon slice as a serious medical intervention. hyperactioned adj. Drunk on the strength of an excessive biological response to the suggestion of another round. Snezana became hyperactioned and reorganised the napkins by evolutionary advantage. hyperactivationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and beating the air with the purposeful irregularity of a flagellum. hyperactive battlefielded adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the engagement through sensors, stealth, and an argument about the jukebox. hyperactivenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and restlessly pursuing several minor objectives, none of them the exit. Jaiden-james was hyperactivenessed and inspected every coat for strategic significance. hyperactivismed adj. Still drunk, and treating the pub noticeboard as a campaign requiring immediate intervention. hyperactivitied adj. Too drunk to remain still, though perfectly capable of revisiting the same doorway. Eliseo was hyperactivitied and crossed the kitchen without ever leaving its threshold. hyperacuitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to detect the faintest distinction between two identical pork pies.