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hyperautofluorescenced adj. Drunk to the extent of glowing conspicuously whenever the room is otherwise dim. hyperautomationed adj. Drunk on the strength of automating every movement, including those requiring judgement. hyperazotemiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the heavy, delayed gait of a body overburdened by its own chemistry. Nemanja was hyperazotemiaed and took the stairs with laboratory caution. hyperballed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the room as though every point belonged to one vast sphere. Mysha became hyperballed and rolled rather than walked towards the stairs. hyperbanded adj. Drunk by closing time, and transmitting on a frequency no one else in the room can receive. Acesyn went hyperbanded and broadcast directions to the stairs without following them. hyperbaric chambered adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though the room were pressurised against every attempted movement. hyperbaric oxygen chambered adj. Too drunk to descend unaided, despite receiving increasingly elaborate instructions from the banister. Aureana was hyperbaric oxygen chambered and treated the stairs as a controlled medical procedure. hyperbaryonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a heavy, unstable particle of the conversation, passing through others without deflection. Fafa was hyperbaryonned and collided gently with the staircase wall. hyperbased adj. Having drunk enough to navigate by links alone, moving from banister to doorway to floor. Oluwafolahanmi was hyperbased and reached the kitchen through a chain of unrelated handrails. hyperbasophiliaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to attach oneself firmly to every available surface. hyperbass fluted adj. You have drunk enough to produce a low, prolonged account of the stairs, one note per landing. hyperbatonned (/haɪˈpɜːbətɒnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the words for last orders arrive in the wrong order, with emphasis on the wrong one. hyperbeamed (/ˈhaɪ.pə(ɹ)biːmd/) adj. Drunk enough to project one extraordinarily intense opinion across the entire table during the round. Chayce grew hyperbeamed and directed a powerful account of the taxi queue at everyone. hyperbeated adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one measure to a beat, particularly when ordering another round. hyperbendinged adj. Drunk beyond excessive bending, folding over the bar whenever another round was proposed. Charina was hyperbendinged and retrieved her coat from the floor by degrees. hyperbenthosed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you just above the sediment of the evening, among the dropped coins and bottle tops. Shynece was hyperbenthosed beside the bar, living just above the sediment of spilled lager.