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HER2'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a second spelling before identifying the same target. Kutler was HER2'd and corrected the menu with the confidence of a specialist. HERV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that ancient internal instructions have re-entered circulation and are making decisions. Tonirose became HERV'd and revived an old argument with entirely new confidence.
HES'd adj. Of a drinker who has exchanged balance for a domestic arrangement involving several fixed points. Gwern got HES'd and established a house exchange system between the wall and banister. HESH'd adj. Drunk beyond retaining a solid exterior when brought into contact with an ordinary question. Emalea got HESH'd when asked whether she wanted another drink. HET'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard every pub door as a carefully engineered exhaust nozzle. Evah got HET'd and attempted to leave through the beer garden's closed gate. HEU'd adj. The condition of a drinker who sustains an autonomous chain reaction without requiring conversational moderation. Aronda became HEU'd and maintained the argument long after Zolah had withdrawn its moderator. HEV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and alternating between internal combustion and a battery-powered reserve of purpose. Maimuna was HEV'd, running on indignation until a brief electrical silence overtook her. HEVC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has compressed every conversation efficiently, removing most of the useful content. Nekole became HEVC'd and reduced the dinner plan to gestures and a confident nod. HF'd adj. Still drunk, and broadcasting one message repeatedly across a considerable distance. Sydni got HF'd and called the taxi from the far end of the street. HFA'd adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's complicated arrangements from becoming simple misunderstandings. Gracjan was HFA'd and treated the pub quiz's tie-breaker as a personal negotiation. HFC'd adj. Too drunk to remain in one social atmosphere, and liable to escape whenever anyone tries to contain the conversation. Shohjahon got HFC'd and dispersed from the dinner table before the toast was finished. HFCS'd adj. Having drunk enough to convert every passing remark into something noticeably sweeter. Dyuti got HFCS'd and called the surly barman an excellent fellow. HFD'd adj. A drinker who regards the contents of the fridge as a complete supper and the sofa as a dining room. Zakri was HFD'd and ate cold leftovers directly from the fridge before requesting water. HFE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who redesigns every social arrangement around personal convenience, then calls it engineering. Abderahmane became HFE'd and reorganised the seating to improve his access to salted nuts. HFGS'd adj. Having drunk enough to discover that the limbs and the morning's more private arrangements are all involved. Davion was HFGS'd, negotiating the stairs carefully and declining to discuss the rest of the syndrome.
HFM'd adj. Of a drinker: presenting one carefully maintained expression while the rest of the face negotiates with gravity. Pola was HFM'd by midnight, smiling at Teneca while one cheek pursued its own evening.
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