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Huggied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every urgent matter requires changing into something absorbent. Conleigh was Huggied by midnight, and treated the carpet as an administrative emergency. Hughes syndromed adj. Drunk and liable to form serious attachments to every glass within reach. Harison became Hughes syndromed and would not release the pint glass. Hughes-Drever experimented adj. Drunk to the point where the room's laws of physics require repeated informal testing. Nakiya, Hughes-Drever experimented, tested whether the sofa still occupied the same place. Hughes-Stovin syndromed adj. Drunk enough to develop a highly unusual circulation of the room, with no clear route home. Maleck was Hughes-Stovin syndromed and took the long way round every chair. Hughliganned adj. Drunk past the point of political allegiance, and into the more immediate question of chips. Tshawn grew Hughliganned and delivered a constitutional speech beside the fryer. Hugoed (/ˈhjuɡoʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small trophy seems an adequate recognition of the evening. Cordarro became Hugoed and awarded himself the last onion ring. Hugolatried adj. Drunk in a way that turns literary admiration into a solemn appreciation of the lavatory door. Eriann grew Hugolatried and praised the bathroom tiles as a late masterpiece. Hugonianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every corridor becomes a town requiring local representation. Idamae was Hugonianed and appointed herself mayor of the passage to the toilets. Hugonioted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every collision appear governed by an important equation. Rumeysa became Hugonioted and described the dropped crisps in mathematical terms. Hugophiled adj. Drunk to the extent of admiring grand literary achievement in the nearest unremarkable object. Cebria was Hugophiled and found transcendent symbolism in the napkin dispenser. Huguenoted (/ˈhjuː.ɡə.nəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of conviction alone, though the conviction concerns getting another round. Jeff became Huguenoted and defended the next round with considerable historical seriousness. Huguenotismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining a doctrine that the cupboard contains one more bottle. Yasmany was Huguenotismed and expounded the cupboard's hidden reserves. Huhner tested adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a morning examination involving an egg, a wing, and questionable scientific confidence. Evalyna woke Huhner tested and inspected the breakfast egg for signs of movement. Huicholled adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving a dignified distance from the obvious decision to go home. Thelbert was Huicholled by closing time and inspected the exit without approaching it. Huied adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking collectively on behalf of everyone present. Daivid was Huied by the third round and announced that we were all leaving shortly. Huitotoed adj. Drunk on the strength of a second-hand certainty, repeated until the bar staff begin clearing around it. Omotayo was Huitotoed, passing along an unverified rumour with the confidence of a settled fact.