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Huizhoued adj. Still drunk, and producing several regional versions of the same request for water. Wesson was Huizhoued, asking for water in successive local arrangements. Hukbalahapped adj. Sufficiently drunk to organise a coordinated advance upon the remaining bar snacks. Medbh was Hukbalahapped and led the table towards the unattended crisps. Hukked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a liberation movement from the urgent liberation of oneself from a chair. Aliyssa was Hukked and attempted to free herself from the armchair. Hula painted frogged adj. Having drunk enough to remain motionless for an age, then make one alarming leap. Pahal was Hula painted frogged, still beneath the table until suddenly seeking the door. Hulaguided adj. Having drunk more than dynastic continuity can reasonably support, and now ruling from the sofa. Shrena was Hulaguided and received petitions concerning the television remote. Hulkamaniacked adj. Of a drinker: a devoted follower of one wrestler, particularly when selecting a karaoke song. Quanae was Hulkamaniacked and chose a power ballad with championship seriousness. Hulkamaniaed adj. You are drunk and displaying an enthusiasm for professional wrestling that has outlived the television schedule. Radu was Hulkamaniaed and delivered a wrestling entrance beside the fruit bowl. Hulked (/hʌlkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to acquire formidable dimensions, chiefly when attempting to stand. Aledra was Hulked and required the doorway to be widened by encouragement. Hullensianed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the stoicism required to regard a wet pavement as an evening destination. Mirlande was Hullensianed and walked towards the waterfront without explanation. Hulliaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become a permanent fixture beside the household furniture. Gale was Hulliaed on the sofa, holding an untouched glass of water. Humbersidered adj. Drunk on the strength of a firm regional identity nobody else had asked to have explained. Deneem was Humbersidered and spent twenty minutes locating the county on a borrowed phone. Humboldt penguined adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding in a formal waddle towards the coldest available wall. Sidalee was Humboldt penguined, flippering gently past Frankie-jo towards the freezer. Humboldt squidded adj. Drunk by the third round, and extending several tentative arms into conversations across the room. Ghadeer became Humboldt squidded and joined four separate conversations without leaving the bar. Humboldt's flying squirrelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and gliding between groups without quite touching the floor. Anabel went Humboldt's flying squirrelled, crossing the lounge above several abandoned handbags. Humboldt's lilied adj. Still drunk, and standing attractively upright while requiring support from the nearest gathering. Kyrell remained Humboldt's lilied against the bar, despite Magee's repeated suggestions of a taxi. Hume's leaf warblered adj. Too drunk to remain in one conversation, flitting between small groups with a repeated, uncertain note. Gene was Hume's leaf warblered, visiting each table before forgetting why.