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Humeaned (/ˈhjuːmɪənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every friendship as a matter of impressions and immediate evidence. Khani was Humeaned and demanded fresh proof that Aragorn was still his friend. Humeanismed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every argument at the table to habit, custom and another drink. Khylah became Humeanismed and explained the pub's traditions to Josael from first principles. Humeianed adj. Having drunk enough to distrust grand explanations, especially those offered by the person beside you. Jeremyah got Humeianed and rejected Nene's account of where the coats had gone. Humianed adj. Having drunk more than the company can comfortably explain, while explaining their own uncertainty at length. Jeffrie was Humianed and offered Edson three competing accounts of the evening. Humianismed adj. You are drunk and suspicious that the evening's certainties are merely repeated impressions. Ameila was Humianismed and asked Kujtim whether the door had always been there. Humismed adj. Of a drinker: sceptical of the bill, the timetable and the account given by the nearest friend. Mackinzee was Humismed and challenged Cheyeanne's estimate of the remaining taxi fare. Humisted adj. Of a drinker who has made doubt a social activity, requiring the whole table to justify its assumptions. Tana was Humisted and asked Ella-ray to prove that the restaurant was actually closing. Hummelstown brownstoned adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into a dense, reddish stillness that friends mistake for composure. Lennox was Hummelstown brownstoned in the corner, while Gerldean guarded the untouched water. Hummered (/ˈhʌmɚd/) adj. A drinker who occupies disproportionate space, consumes conspicuously and expects others to manoeuvre. Emmeri was Hummered beside the table, requiring Josephyne to reverse out with the coats. Humpty Dumptied adj. A drinker so far gone that ale and brandy seem a reasonable solution to every social difficulty. Lori-ann was Humpty Dumptied and prescribed a boiled mixture to Payce's perfectly ordinary headache. Humpty Dumpty worded adj. The state of being drunk and assigning each word a private meaning, leaving companions to negotiate. Jadlyn was Humpty Dumpty worded, while Yevette translated her request for the coat. Humpty Dumptyismed adj. The condition of a drinker who insists that words mean whatever will win the present argument. Rayshaun was Humpty Dumptyismed and told Isaiahmichael that closing time meant another round. Humpty-Dumptyismed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes private meanings binding on everyone within earshot. Tynese was Humpty-Dumptyismed and declared that Ethal's silence constituted enthusiastic agreement. Humveed (/ˈhʌm.viːd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a diesel-powered obstacle carrying several ill-advised pieces of equipment. Chambre was Humveed across the doorway, while Alisha removed his coat and the loose umbrella. Hunaed adj. Still drunk, and treating every coincidence as evidence of an invisible system. Jatoria was Hunaed, assigning metaphysical significance to the pub's faulty light. Hunan hand syndromed adj. Too drunk to handle a chilli, or to admit that this has become relevant. Saliha was Hunan hand syndromed and regarded the pepper grinder with suspicion.