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Huntington's disease-like syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of a resemblance to coordination, speech and judgement, none of it quite convincing. Whitfield was Huntington's disease-like syndromed, waving at the stairs and addressing the umbrella stand. Huntington's diseased adj. Drunk to a degree that balance becomes an intermittent service rather than a bodily function. Shivesh was Huntington's diseased, steady only while leaning against the stairwell. Huntington'sed adj. Drunk to the extent of making every ordinary change of direction a negotiated manoeuvre. Sabrinna was Huntington'sed and turned towards the stairs in several separate stages. Huntingtonianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting the stairs as though the route were familiar. Davika was Huntingtonianed and missed the correct staircase twice before finding the landing. Huntingtonianismed adj. The drunkenness of one who sees every last order as a clash of civilisations. Remya spent the final round assigning each table its own civilisation, thoroughly Huntingtonianismed. Huntingtonismed adj. Reduced by drink to a tremor that makes the journey home considerably less direct. Sukayna walked Huntingtonismed, giving every lamppost a cautious handshake. Hunza watered adj. Softened by drink into illicitly brewed spirits, and inclined to share the bottle with strangers. Besim grew Hunza watered and offered moonshine to the entire taxi queue. Huon pined adj. Sharpened by drink into a wet-weather conifer, upright through the rain and difficult to move. Yura stood Huon pined beside the taxi rank, refusing three perfectly serviceable umbrellas. Hupaed adj. Loosened by drink into someone who treats the final round as a communal obligation. Redonna became Hupaed and bought drinks for everyone still waiting by the coats. Huriez syndromed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the coat rail as though it had questioned your authority. Burnett got Huriez syndromed and attempted to reorganise the pub's entire coat rail. Hurler syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which last orders become a geological event. Tralynn was Hurler syndromed and still choosing a drink when the glasses were collected. Hurler's diseased adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home collects in inconvenient layers. Haileyann was Hurler's diseased, carrying three coats and two abandoned bar snacks. Hurler's syndromed adj. Drunk and accumulating coats, receipts, and reasons not to leave. Feargus stood Hurler's syndromed beneath six coats, none of them belonging to him. Hurler-Scheie syndromed adj. Drunk enough to make the walk home a slow accumulation of small, unnecessary difficulties. Gianmarcos grew Hurler-Scheie syndromed between the pub door and the waiting taxi. Huronned (/ˈhjʊəɹɒnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the coat-check ticket from the fare home. Rubell became Huronned and presented the cloakroom ticket to the taxi driver. Hurrianed (/ˈhʌ.ɹɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that reconstructs an ancient kingdom around the cloakroom. Deosha got Hurrianed and appointed the coat attendant governor of the entrance.