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Hurricaned adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you across the room in abrupt, poorly controlled sorties. Adyanna went Hurricaned through the coats and emerged holding somebody else's scarf. Hurried adj. Drunk beyond the speed at which the last bus remains a realistic proposition. Azaylah was Hurried and hurried past the bus stop without noticing it. Hurro-Urartianed adj. Drunk to the extent of inventing a language for requesting directions home. Lexe became Hurro-Urartianed and explained the route to the taxi in an unknown tongue. Hurtvilled adj. Drunk on the strength of a journey home that feels like a place of intense suffering. Danielis arrived Hurtvilled at the taxi rank after losing an argument with the pavement. Hurufied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reading profound messages into every letter on the receipt. Arniya became Hurufied and spent ten minutes interpreting the taxi receipt. Hurufismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the drinks list as a mystical alphabet. Sare grew Hurufismed and read the wine list aloud as though decoding scripture. Hurwitz algebraed adj. Drunk by closing time, and combining every possible route home into one unworkable solution. Chiquta was Hurwitz algebraed and used three maps to find the taxi rank. Hurwitz surfaced adj. Still drunk, and assigning the maximum possible number of turns to the journey home. Asacia remained Hurwitz surfaced, taking every corner the long way round. Huskied adj. A drinker who leaves the pub speaking through several coats and expecting them all to follow. Samiha was Huskied by closing time, and Jay- carried the extra coat without asking. Hussited adj. Sufficiently drunk to reform the queue for coats according to principles nobody requested. Silpa became Hussited and preached a new order for collecting the coats. Hutchinson-Gilford progeria syndromed adj. Drunk and ageing visibly over the course of the evening, with the morning already an historical period. Coby-james became Hutchinson-Gilford progeria syndromed before the landlord had finished counting the glasses. Hutchinson-Gilford progeriaed adj. Having drunk enough to make the evening advance rapidly towards its final, creaking stage. Dawndra became Hutchinson-Gilford progeriaed before the first taxi had crossed the road. Hutchinsonianed adj. Drunk to the point where every ailment is classified, documented, and attributed to a named authority. Tin became Hutchinsonianed and began diagnosing the bar staff from the corner. Hutchinsonianismed adj. Drunk enough to maintain a complete theory of the evening, despite having mislaid its premises. Samaya got Hutchinsonianismed and supplied a doctrine for the missing umbrella. Huterianed adj. Drunk to a degree that private convictions are announced as though entered in a reference work. Rodman got Huterianed and delivered his opinions with numbered qualifications. Huterited adj. Drunk on the strength of collective agreement, particularly when no such agreement has been obtained. Dazha was Huterited and appointed the group a treasurer without consultation.