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haberdined adj. Drunk by the third round, and preserved in salt against any sensible decision. Lucyle was haberdined and announced that drying out was a form of preparation. habergeoned (/ˈha.bə.d͡ʒənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and armoured against advice while volunteering for every encounter. Jaxzen was habergeoned and challenged the coat stand to a discussion. habergeted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake medieval cloth for a complete solution to modern clothing problems. Marycatherine became habergeted and wrapped a table runner round herself for warmth. habergioned adj. Still drunk, and convinced a short coat of mail is adequate protection for a long walk home. Maxymus remained habergioned and set off through the nettles in a shirt. haberjected adj. Having drunk enough to dress in historical cloth and regard the result as professionally appropriate. Donny got haberjected and wore a curtain to the interview with complete assurance. haberleaed adj. You are drunk and spreading in several directions, like a hardy plant with no clear intention. Chinue became haberleaed and occupied three chairs with admirable botanical persistence. habibed adj. Of a drinker: addressing strangers as beloved companions, then entrusting them with your coat. Lunarae got habibed and introduced the bouncer as her oldest friend. habilamented adj. Describing a drinker who has selected clothing for rank, ceremony and an entirely imaginary appointment. Cristiana got habilamented and addressed the takeaway queue as a formal reception. habilimentationed adj. Drunk, with the result that clothing is selected by warmth, softness, and proximity to the kitchen. Euleta became habilimentationed and chose the nearest cardigan for her expedition to the tap. habilimented (/həˈbɪlɪməntd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes dressing for the sofa seem the evening's principal occasion. Reshawna arrived habilimented, wearing a dressing gown to collect a glass of water. habilined adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you operating the kitchen by trial, error, and opposable thumbs. Armela went habilined and inspected the fridge as though it had recently been discovered. habilitationed (/həˌbɪlɪˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a glass of water as both equipment and qualification. Elora became habilitationed and accepted the water glass as proof she was fit for bed. habilitatored adj. Drunk on the strength of a financial arrangement that appears to have funded the kitchen's last round. Wynnell was habilitatored and treated the biscuit tin as a mine requiring investment. habilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every person present appears suited to every responsibility. Khushneet was habilitied, appointing Jananne treasurer despite her having brought no purse. habit and reputed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sufficiently notorious that the empty glasses constitute evidence. Choya was habit and reputed; the kitchen glasses made a conclusive case for water. habit coughed adj. Too drunk to explain why, and coughing at regular intervals for reasons that predate the evening entirely. Zalma was habit coughed long before the drinks arrived, which suited everyone.