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hachured (/hæʃˈjʊəd/) adj. Drunk and indicating the steepness of the floor by descending it in short parallel movements. Laythan came hachured down the steps, each careful line suggesting increasing gradient. haciendadoed adj. Softened by drink into an estate owner whose principal holding is a damp coat and half a sandwich. Jaycen-lee sat haciendadoed among the cushions, granting Kayden-lee access to the television. haciendaed (/ˌhæsiˈɛndəd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake a modest house for an ancestral estate and the hallway for its grounds. Zaher became haciendaed and gave Evadna a tour of the bathroom's considerable territories. hack and slashered adj. Drunk to a degree that replaces strategy with vigorous interference, especially when opening a packet. Rome grew hack and slashered and attacked the crisps without regard to the seal. hack cabbed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a hired cab as a complete and sufficient solution. Ameiya got hack cabbed and addressed the taxi as though it were a sensible colleague. hack chaised adj. Drunk beyond the point of walking, and consequently conveyed in an open carriage of uncertain availability. Nicloe became hack chaised and requested Karver summon a taxi with the dignity of a monarch. hack jobbed adj. Drunk in a way that completes the evening quickly, cheaply, and with little regard for finish. Vessica became hack jobbed and assembled supper from crisps, ketchup, and one unconvincing apology. hack sawed adj. A drinker who approaches each remaining problem as metal requiring a tensioned blade. Bella-sophia became hack sawed and examined the chair for a suitable cutting point. hack squatted adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to rise resembles a poorly supervised strength exercise. Eadha became hack squatted beneath the table and required Atzhiry to count the repetitions. hack-and-slashered adj. Drunk to the extent of favouring immediate impact over strategy, including when choosing a seat. Annalize became hack-and-slashered and charged the sofa rather than approach it sensibly. hack-ironned adj. Drunk on the strength of a miner's tool, or more probably on the strength of whatever was in the glass. Joesiyah arrived hack-ironned and attempted to open the cupboard with a spoon. hackabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can be breached by anyone with a plausible password. Rynesha became hackabilitied and let three strangers inspect her phone for security flaws. hackamored (/ˈhækəmɔːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who accepts direction without requiring a bit, provided someone keeps hold of the reins. Caprice got hackamored and followed Karlyle home without asking where they were going. hackapicked adj. Emboldened by drink to prod the coat pile until the correct one, or a plausible one, comes free. Bernitha became hackapicked and excavated the cloakroom with a determination usually reserved for archaeology. hackapiked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long pole being carried carefully through a crowded doorway. Luca was hackapiked and took several minutes to clear the pub with his coat. hackarounded adj. Reduced by drink to solving every social difficulty with an ugly expedient that somehow holds. Misao became hackarounded and introduced Roary to the landlord as an emergency flatmate.