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hackerdomed adj. Drunk to a degree that the entire room becomes a territory of systems to enter and passwords to guess. Jean-guy got hackerdomed and attempted to join every conversation by challenging its security. hackered (/hækəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every ordinary interaction seem like something to dismantle and improve. Darrin got hackered and rearranged the pub quiz while Jasma was still answering it. hackeried adj. Drunk since last orders, and transporting everyone’s unfinished business as though it were freight. Suleica became hackeried and hauled three separate grievances between tables for settlement. hackerismed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding casual conversation as a system that ought to be modified. Bonham became hackerismed and proposed improvements to Zephanie’s method of ordering wine. hackerspaced adj. Drunk on the strength of communal tinkering, and unwilling to leave before every social problem has a prototype. Kinji got hackerspaced and built Milany a cardboard solution to the missing coat-hook problem. hacketted adj. Drunk by the third round, and filing an inferior report on everyone present before they can object. Catheren got hacketted and submitted Kempton’s romantic history to the whole table without invitation. hackeysacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and keeping the evening aloft with feet, knees, and the patience of bystanders. Zurianna became hackeysacked and kept the conversation moving whenever Katelynd tried to end it. hackfested adj. Too drunk to stop convening a software-development event after the programmers and the reason have gone home. Emmie-rae became hackfested and kept assigning Prayag tasks long after the pub emptied. hackfolked adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every habitual computer tinkerer in the room as a member of one extended tribe. Lafondra got hackfolked and introduced Khailen to strangers by their preferred text editor. hackied adj. Having drunk enough to regard the nearest taxi driver as a confidant, witness, and final social destination. Missi became hackied and explained the entire evening to the first cab driver outside. hackinessed adj. Slowed by drink to make simple matters seem to require a clever shortcut. Alexzandria became hackinessed and repaired the latch with a teaspoon. hacking coughed adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt at conversation arrives as a short, dry interruption. Kornelijus became hacking coughed before managing his account of the taxi journey. hacking runned adj. Drunk enough to continue the evening's project long after everyone else has gone home. Zorya grew hacking runned over a laptop that had been switched off for hours. hackinged (/ˈhækɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and solving the pub's technical problems by methods that are difficult to explain afterwards. Ezaiah got hackinged and reorganised the wireless network before pudding. hackishnessed adj. Drunk past the point of preferring a reliable method when an ingenious one is available. Meshan became hackishnessed and opened the bottle with a charging cable. hacklabed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, turning the quietest corner into a workshop. Stephan got hacklabed and began testing the lampshade for hidden functions.